I'd like to offer my services.Originally Posted by Eve II
I'd like to offer my services.
Thats right LADYS ,,,, Step right up an join the SHOW,,,,,,, Cuz once we buckle up there ' is NO turning back ,,, Pick your jobs while they last ,, Need some cheer leaders for the local ROLLER DERBY team ,,,
Yull Find Out !!! lol,,,,
Well Stacy B, You seem adamit to have an Avon Lady, and see'n as how I'm already one in real life, and the only ohter taker you had seemed reluctant to do so, I'll take it.
However, ususaly Avon Lady is often a side gig. So, therefore, having experience in telavision news, I shal be a feild vidiographer (camera person) if we put together a big enough town to suport a TV station.
If TV isn't practical I would consiter a position in city management of some kind, helpng out in the auto repir shop, or guitar sheader in a rock band
Can I be on the team as my second job?!!?
Ita a brand new world out there just waiting for all of us wanna be'z an havta be;z ,,, To step up an say NO,, To the normal rules of the cruel world an leave all the haters behind . We havta TAKE the BULL by the horns an live how WE want ,,Not how THEY want us to . An as the newest bearded lady at the fair an wieght , age , an birthday guesser ,, I say POO,,, On the none fashion oriented folks an HELLO ultra fashion new world for us , Bring on all the chain store so we can piss all our money away an try an out du each other ! VICTORIA secrets here we come get out the XL,,,XXL,,XXXL...
Yull Find Out !!! lol,,,,
Yeah.. good idea.
If anybody touches my a$$ again I'm gonna deck them!
Come onnnnnnnn you cant be serious ? cop a little feel ,,Relax take the ride ,,, Its all good ,,Where in a new place ,, CD town anything goes ? F.T.M. Boyz will be boyz !!Yeah.. good idea.
If anybody touches my a$$ again I'm gonna deck them!
Yull Find Out !!! lol,,,,
Oh no they won't... not without a tip at least!!
Yea, well the Holoween I was a Boars Nest waitress, (or Daisy Duke, and the uniform is simular) some jerk actualy picked me up, carried me arround, and sat me on the bar.
A few months back I saw an add for an entire town for sale. It had a population of 1, and I think he owned it all including a few good business buildings and a few good houses. Possibly an idea would be to watch for this sort of thing as great starting place for a CD community. Any suggestions for a new name for the town?
Dibs on law enforcement, cause, u know, someones gonna have to keep jealous people out of each-other's shoe collections!!!
Trains are a must! As odd as it sounds, I can't sleep well at night unless I hear them! I'll build a nice little German pub down by the tracks where it will be Oktoberfest every month that has a vowel in it!
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Escapism isn't necessarily bad, but is definitely unhealthy in the long term. While helpful in the short term, things will degrade over time. At some point, the escapee will have to face the issue. Things simply blowing over isn't really going to happen in many situations.
Exactly!! But just for extra protection my wife will be sitting there keeping watch making sure no one gets to "fresh"!!Oh no they won't... not without a tip at least!!
Also we should have special discounts like 10% off for all CD town residents. Non-Town Residents pay full price.
Not to get too complicated Stacy but what kind of government system will CD town have? Managerial Board of Supervisors, Town Council, Mayoral, Alderman, Town Manager etc??
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I think thats a great idea!!!! Sim city for Cdrs....Who wants to start it ???? Stacy Stacy Stacy....perfect cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Escapism isn't necessarily bad, but is definitely unhealthy in the long term. While helpful in the short term, things will degrade over time. At some point, the escapee will have to face the issue. Things simply blowing over isn't really going to happen in many situations.
When I'm not whoring at the brothel or shoping for cloths and heels, I'd moonlight at the laser hair remval clinic.
Stacy B
Just think for one second about this one. My hometown as C D USA. City of Detroit. Needs some work I know but would be good as lead TG city. It is right across from Canada.
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OK, as an attorney, I'm putting in for Judge. We have about four other lawyers available here who could split up DA/Public Defender, Plaintiff and Insurance Defense Counsel and everyone can write wills, do the title work, etc. As for the form of government, I suggest Strong Mayor, with a council, or maybe the Swiss canton system.
It's all very well to have shops so we can sell stuff to each other, but we need outside cash coming in to pay for the stuff. In other words, we need a commercial base. Some ideas: call center for a major insurance company, where all the employees can dress like it's 1950, Internet service (maybe a server farm), software production/web site creation.
Of course, as the only true CD/TG/TS/IS (see, Julia, we haven't forgotten you, after all) place in the Western world, we should also develop the tourism industry. That means one or two plush hotels holding frequent Diva meetings, business conferences, discrete Secret Service recreation, world-class fashion shows as well as wholesome family fun with a theme park of some sort. The hotels could be augmented with a really good casino, which would be another cash cow as well as bring in some corporate development cash. How about a world-class SRS hospital? We would have to import some of Thailand's best surgeons, of course.
To allow for the need for a warm, healthy climate (who wants chilly breezes blowing up your skirt?), we should buy a nice uninhabited island from the Bahamas, with the deal being that we can create our own nation so we're not restricted by Bahamian or US laws. That opens up fishing, scuba and other water sports as an attraction. Another advantage of being our own nation is that one small part of the island could be dedicated to growing high-class Sativa and Indica plants that would be an additional attraction for certain tourists, as well as a product for sale to Cbis Scientific.
Don't forget stamps and gold coins that need to be designed (minted elsewhere) and sold to collectors for a profit to our treasury. And banks...we'll take on the Caymans as our bank privacy laws will be the strictest in the world and we could be a tax haven for corporations and the rich. First rule, however, only certified CD/TG/TS/IS will have the vote, and of course their wives and SOs.
We need a lot more ideas on how to make the place self-sustaining.
Last edited by Jeninus; 04-28-2012 at 04:48 PM.
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Great idea Stacy. Can I be the biologist/botanist? I can't believe anyone else would want that job. Hugs, Linda
I would want the job of singer and entertainer for the town on Friday nights, then as a waitress serving drinks at the local pub on the other evenings. By day I’d want to be the mayor of CD city. I would be an honest mayor, or mayorette,, my decisions “WOULD NOT” nor could be swayed by $$$ , hell no I would promise, for I’m more honest than that to be swayed with mere $$$, but if someone slipped me a few gorgeous pink, blue, lavender, purple, hot red, minty green lacy panties, under my desk, I might would be persuaded on my decisions as Mayorette. I would declare an ordinance of no outer clothes worn on Wednesday’s after 6 pm, just panties, bras, forms, thigh highs or panty hose, (corsets optional), and heels while out in public. All car tags would reflect the name of the owner of said vehicle, like: Charlene, Melva, Patrice, Patricia, Cherilyn, Babylove, Sarah, Kathleen, Karen, Annabelle, Marleena, Jennifer, MsArlene, Purple8229, Suchacutie, Sier_g, Julia_n_Pa, Stacy B, Catriona 36, Talldrinkofwater, Charlietuna, Laura912, Kinberyjean, Jorga, Janet54,, Beverly128, Tina B, Sue, NicoleScott, etc.
Victoria Secrets would be open 24/7.
Virginia Slims would be the most commonly sold cigarettes, and mostly pink lighters would be sold.
I’d put Rupall’s picture on $100 dollar bills.
Traffic lights would be Lavender for stop,,,,,,,,,, yellow for caution, and PINK,, for go. Anyone pulled over for running a purple light will be fined two pair of panties (size 8). They would take the ones out of the trunk, and if they had no more, they would pull off the one’s they were wearing and throw them in my cruiser with the pink lights flashing.
The local gambling casino , it would be the city ordinance that all antis to black jack would be antied with panties. Two pair minimum, I raise you one pink pair with black lace trim, and the opponent would say I see your pink panties with black lacy trim and raise you with these yellow see through lacy through and through. The deck of cards would have Elton John as the King of hearts and Ellen DeGenerous as the queen of spades.
Any violators of any CD city ordinances would be 30 minutes (not days), in the slammer, or 10 minutes with the stripper pole Friday night, or public humiliation of having to walk down main street, which would be changed to “Crossdresser Street” with just their under garments on, oh the humiliation that would be. Those that pleaded “not guilty” would be in my court, I would not, I would “PROMISE THE PEOPLE”….. that my lawful decisions “COULD NOT” be swayed by crocodile tears of the accused. But if the accused lifted her high rise skirt just a little too damn high, making sure that I batted my “false eyelash wearing” self to see, I would slam my pink gavel down at the base of Tinkerbelle and the music of “Fat bottomed girls” would go off and declare the accused, NOT GUILTY”, Then the courtroom would empty out with everyone line dancing out of the courtroom to the tune of:
“Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now,,,,, come on baby,,,,,, do the Locomotion,,, the judge is a weakling for big thick thighs now, come on baby ….do the Locomotion,,,…..it’s easy to get off if you know how to tease…………all you gotta do is give your boobs a squeeze, so ..come on, ,come on ,,,,,, love CD city with me,”,
Right now I’m ready to sell all I have and pack it up and move to this town if we can find one for sale.
L&R…………….Tara
Thats what the WHOLE TOWNS about GENDER an SRS lazer electrolasis , Plastic surgery , We will be WORLD renoun all the doctors an other profestions will want live there so they can thrive an be in the middle of the hub of activity , An we will just have to open a factory or get the cororate guts to move there like Makeup ,, V.S , An then we will have alot of capital tax base coming in our town ,,Maybe a car factory ,,Alot of tourist $ go along way .Just the media rights alone will bring in $ , An dont forget about the COUNT FAIR ,, I will be gretting folks on the week ends at the gate ,,Guessing ,,wieght , Age , Birthdays , Until the show starts then Ill be the Bearded lady until someone else takes my job ?
Yull Find Out !!! lol,,,,
I am surprised that no one has offered to be the maid. I guess I will bite the bullet and offer my services,, take one for the team,,, No,, No,, don't throw me in the briar patch,,,
That dont surprize me as much as FORTUNE TELLER ,,Palm reader ,,THats an easy job I might change mine to CARD READER ,,Give up the bearded ladt spot to someone who cant shave cuz of eletrolasis ,,Just set down an let me see your hands !!! WOO ,,,,HAA,,, WOOO,, Thats my spooky voice ?
Yull Find Out !!! lol,,,,
Stacy is going to mad/ticketed me but I will "J" walk as much as possible. Will I get to keep the 1.00 tips if I, Kara dances with the pole your honor Miss Tara?
Any violators of any CD city ordinances would be 30 minutes (not days), in
the slammer, or 10 minutes with the stripper pole Friday night, or public
humiliation of having to walk down main street.
Escapism isn't necessarily bad, but is definitely unhealthy in the long term. While helpful in the short term, things will degrade over time. At some point, the escapee will have to face the issue. Things simply blowing over isn't really going to happen in many situations.
Can I be in charge of Revenue Creation? Someone has to pay the City Mannager
