The 20 something girl so far.
The 20 something girl and me were at a scavenger hunt saturday. We were a team with another friend. So we had to go have a big water fight as part of the scavenger hunt challenge. BUT I did not want them in my car because I have leather seats and after the water fight, 3 people soaking wet sitting on my leather seats that would ruin them.
So we had to go in my friends smart car. My friend said she will have to sit on my lap. She was OK with this! We even seat belted us together in the seat. All the way there my friend and I were making sexual jokes about her being on top of me! LOL We had our water fight amongst ourselves first. The 23 year old jumped on my back and I went down on all 4s like a dog so they could get me wet. Fun stuff.
Anyways, as we were walking, someone sitting asked us about what we were doing. We told them and I went and said, " its all good! I get to have the 23 year old sit on my lap and she is all wet!" WOOHOO
Before we left to go back, she said that she was all wet! I was not thinking about her connotation, , so I asked her to explain. She could not believe that I did not get it (I was injured in the play fight and was attending to this) and mentioned a female body part. Then I told her, I am not even thinking about that, but since you mentioned it, I am all hard! And that set the tone for the ride home!
On the drive back I grabbed her leg twice and all the way and made sexual jokes. I told her things like" You said you wanted to get laid, well I can help you with that!"
And I would pretend like the car hit a bump and thrust into her body! LOL She sat there laughed and tried to act like she was not not enjoying this. She always got back
in the smart car on top of me.
I think this was important because I figure 2 things have to happen for me to bed this woman:
1. I have to make physical contact with her in a joking,
playful way. The smart car ride did that and then some
2. I have to get her to think of me in a sexual way. The smart car ride did that too.
So I think I will see how things go and allow the universe to guide me. I am not going to force anything and the above was not planned, it just unfolded. But I can't see how she does not know I want her. It should be pretty obvious. She could have told me to stop, she could have told the driver to stop the car. She could have moved off of my lap onto the floor where your feet are, she did not have to mention that she was wet right before we jumped back in the car. but she did none of those things.
Originally Posted by Karren Hutton
If you don't like the way I'm livin', you just leave this long haired country girl alone:
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