I go to this reflexologist, who is also a yoga instructor
Every winter she hosts a yoga retreat in Mexico. I guess she rents a villa and the sub-rents the rooms to the participants. She was telling me that this year she was planning 2 weeks and she needed 24 participants to break even. Right now she has 14 the first week and 9 to second week. So I asked her when the second week was (because I’d be interested in going).
She reminded me that the retreat is for girls (women) only. So, I said that I could be a girl for a week. What I didn’t tell here was that I would love to be a girl for a week. I’m not sure if she thought I was joking or not, but she didn’t take me up on my offer. She said the women would act differently if a man was included in the retreat.
Oh well. I probably would have ended up with a bikini tan which wouldn’t be too cool, and my wife would not be at all pleased for any number of reasons.