Not to mention any names but some things folks do on here in connection with being en femme crack me up. It would be neat to list dumb things we've done or crazy ideas we've had en femme. We can probably have some fun with this. I'll start. I thought I would walk in the yard with my heels after it rained--bad idea!
Second star to the right and straight on till morning
I did that in my 4” heels and they became flats!Originally Posted by Kate Simmons
I thought I would walk in the yard with my heels after it rained--bad idea!
Kate, never barbecue with a long wig. Hugs Roberta
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Watch out for that long wig as it can erupt when lighting a cigarette too.
Gotta get off those things.
Shari, been there done that.
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Caught my wig in a low ceiling light fitting.Forgot about the heels.
xxxGeorgina xxx
Sneaking out of the house one night, for a little fem midnight stroll, as I closed the door a heavy mosaic sculpture came unhooked and fell on my head. Blood all over the place and I nearly passed out. Had everything cleaned up and the mosaic fixed and rehung within an hour. No one ever knew and I didn't need any stitches although I do walk a little funny.
I've waited so long for this time. Makeup is so frustrating. Shaking hands and I look so old. This was a mistake.
My new maid's outfit is cute. Sure fits tight.
And then I step into the bedroom and in the mirror, I see a beautiful woman looking back at me.
Smile, Honey! You look fabulous!
I think a lot of us have walked across a lawn in high heels and walked on tippy toes.
Clearance problems. Boobs running into some guy whilst squeezing through a door sideways. (Hello sailor.)
Catching wig in a low cut branch. It is brushed high on the head so duck further.
Being chased by someone when your bra is not done up tightly.
Boy do those tits bounce up and down then. It is not like running normally, you tend to control that. But when you are running like a scared jack rabbit you are not bothering to control anything and you can lose everything.
Work on your elegance,
and beauty will follow.
Done the singed wig with a cigarette. Most embarassed when I stood up to greet a friend at our Xmas party and my skirt just dropped to the floor. Lack of hips and a bit of lost weight contributed to that.
I tried an epilator on my face.......owwwwwww!
All I ever wanted was to be a girl. Is that really asking too much?
Changed a flat tire with 5 inch stiletto heels. Gravel road. In front of onlookers. Mini. Had to change the tire but should have taken shoes off. I really loved those shoes.
No one offered to help, or were they just enjoying the show? Back when I was young my parents, (who would definitely not approve of my CDing,) would have given me a Gibbs to the back of the head if I didn't help a woman, even a T-Girl, change her tire.
And just to keep it fair, my big mistake was giving a fellow(?) CD a gentle, joking Gibbs and knocking her wig off! Into the punch! Ouch! But to make up for it, I gave her one of my other wigs.
Last edited by DameErrant; 12-21-2012 at 05:49 PM. Reason: It's just not fair!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Non Nobis Domine, non Nobis, sed Nomine tua da Gloriam!"
"Science without Religion is lame, Religion without Science is blind." Albert Einsten.
"Champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!" Irish American Toast.
Oh its snowing out Ill stay inside n dress up, oh its snowing alot lets go out and get in the jeep, ooo this snow is slippery lets go do doughnuts in an empty parking lot....Sh*t theres a cop....
the only limit that u set, is the one u set yourself.
Driving to a girls' meetup, changed lanes and a van sideswiped me and took my front bumper cover halfway off, so it's dragging on the pavement. Pulled over along with the other driver, and a cop who just happened by. I'm in a sundress and heels, exchanging information in front of onlookers. Then I have to rip the bumper cover the rest of the way off, stuff it in the back seat and continue on my way. I was 15 minutes late to the meetup. Lesson: be patient and don't change lanes.
Can you zip me up?
Mopped the tile in the kitchen one morning, the floor was really slick; put on heels that evening and started through the house; did the splits--I can't do the splits, ouch!
Burned a lot of wigs with cigarettes.
Waxed my eyebrows VERY thin. Looked pretty weird in boy mode.
Last edited by Nigella; 12-22-2012 at 08:02 AM. Reason: What a silly thing to do, we don't condone such irresponsible actions
During my closeted (nobody knew) days I went to a local lake and found a very secluded spot and laid in sun with bikini top, who knew my pale white skin will burn around the bikini top outline. Spent the next few days waiting for the best 'dark' time to remove shirt, take shower, etc.. My now 'ex' would have been to happy! LP
Younger days . . . I 'borrowed' a dress that a cousin had sent over for my Mother to hem. No problem getting into the dress, though it was a bit snug. However, when Mom came home unexpectedly I broke the zipper in my panic.
/still feel bad
// it was a really cute dress
/// Mom fixed it - Moms fix everything
I slept in my silicone forms, blew one out and woke up with silicone ooze all over my chest.
Luv andJill
Straight, into Fantasy Land
One sunny day on my third ever excursion out as Jacky, I parked in a shopping center near Lane Bryant. Shut off the car, fixed my hair (wig) freshened up my lippy, and grabbed my purse to go. All of a sudden I notice a few people in the car parked a couple spaces over from me, and I get self-conscious. Resolutely, I open the door, swing my legs out of the car in my best lady-like manner, and go to get up.
Only to sit back down hard when I realize I forgot to unbuckle my seat belt! Unbelievable.
Eventually I made it into the store and enjoyed shoe shopping.
- Jacky ^_^/
I learned the hard way where not to use Nair. Three weeks healing. Not fun.
I've waited so long for this time. Makeup is so frustrating. Shaking hands and I look so old. This was a mistake.
My new maid's outfit is cute. Sure fits tight.
And then I step into the bedroom and in the mirror, I see a beautiful woman looking back at me.
Smile, Honey! You look fabulous!
Eating my wig whenever I go out to dinner!
Bumping into things at home while wearing 5" heels. The wigs prevented lots of head damage, tho!
Driving very carefully in heels, wig, and on occasion, mask!
And, just last nite I decided to sleep en fem and to use the water balloons left over from last weekend's session as forms! I live in an unheated house. After about 15 minutes of freezing my nipples off, I switched to silicone forms. Which heated up in a matter of minutes!
U can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect to enjoy life to the max. When u try new things, even if they r out of your comfort zone, u may experience new excitement and growth that u never expected.
Challenge yourself and pursue your passions! When your life clock runs out, you'll have few or NO REGRETS!
Let me just say this. Tall girls need to watch out for ceiling fans when in very high heels.
Is it called 'stupid CDer tricks'? I look back now...and I feel stupid for being so scared and paranoid when buying anything. One time I was in a store waiting in line when the lady in front of me dropped her whole arm full of stuff...I was way too scared to move or speak and didn't offer to help...I'm sure I looked like a real sport...got to the cash and girl at the cash was scared looking staring at me...I smiled and she was a little better, but that was a tough situation. Still feel bad, but it was imposible to do anything else.
Chickie
My first time going out. I was at a hotel and had no wig, but it was the middle of the night and did not expect to see anyone. I got dressed in everything else and added makeup and went to the stairs. I walked to ground floor. Having gotten this far I thought that I would brave the parking lot. I opened the door lokked around and chickened out. I went back up to a floor that had conference rooms and walked around there. One wall had a huge mirror and I was watching how I looked while walking in heels, when I heard the stairwell door open. I tried for the elevator but ducked into the mens room instead. The person came into tthe bathroom washed hands and then waited outside. I had to leave so I walked out to find hotel security waiting for me. As I was being escorted back to my room I was informed that there was an alarm on the door at the ground floor.
So much for a stealthy romp.
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