To brighten up the day:
The other day I was in the bathroom with a towel spread out on the counter with my forms, nipples down, washing the self stick surface so they would stick better. My wife walks in, takes a look and says "Washing your boobs huh?" I reply "Yep."
She says to me "When I want to wash mine, I just step into the shower." Then she grins at me, turns around, and walks back out.