So I'm browsing the site today, wife is out all day and the kids are elsewhere in the house. We have a wireless network and some teenagers that live next door, pretty tech savvy. All of a sudden my cursor starts not responding to my touchpad. In fact, it's going wherever it wants! I move it right, it moves back left. Oh CRAP! I thought - it's a mac, and it broadcasts its name on the network (so-andso's MacBook Pro) and someone is screen sharing! I cant figure out quite how, but maybe one of my kids has opened a connection from another computer in the house, they might well know the passwords (we have to change them all the time), or WORSE! It might be the teenagers next door who could have eother hacked the password or asked my kids, who are seeing that I am on Crossdresers.com! Oh Shit! No one else at home would be surfing that site, (certainly not my kids - cant blame it on them...) especially if they saw I was signed in!
I am DONE! The neighbours kids know my secret! I rapidly try to move the mouse up to sever the wireless connection, but the mouse is now moving REALLY fast and trying to stop me. They won't let me sever the wireless connection. They want me to stay on this page so they can take a screenshot or something. I am on the point of powering down in a frenzy, when I get my cursor to hover for just long enough over the icon to sever the wireless connection. I sit still, stunned. Someone knows. Someone thought it would be funny to screen share my computer and they caught me on a crossdressing forum. Will I have explaining to do to my school age kids, or will I face knowing looks from the neighbours kids? Resigned, I change the wireless password immediately, and I contemplate my fate, and possible explanations I might give (But the damned computer is "My"MacBook Pro" - explain THAT! I am well and truly screwed.
Just then my son comes around the corner holding up the wireless Razor mouse that is paired to this computer, and he says "Hey Dad, what IS this?" He has been playing with the mouse upstairs! My secret is safe. I need a drink, ladies.