My wife calls me all of these.
Anyway, she can call me what she likes after this weekend. My wifes favourite store Noni B is closing down so she wanted to get some good bargains. (One advantage of being a CD is I have no problem going to clothes shops.) Anyway, she picked out some clothes then asked me whether Eloise would like this black lace skirt? What do you think I said? Then I picked up a nice pink jacket but it was $65, so I put it back. I came away with that black skirt, a plum business (knee length) skirt and a beautiful silk top. My wife spent nearly $400. When we got home and unpacked everything she asked me where the pink jacket was. I told her I put it back. She asked why and I said it was $65 and she said so!. Anyway we went back yesterday expecting them to be gone and to my suprise there was two left in size 12- perfect. So I got my pink jacket, which almost perfectly matches my pink skirt.
My son is supposed to be going out drinking with his mates this weekend so we may have the house to ourselves. Eloise may be able to try all her new clothes on. Roll on the weekend.