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    For all you comedians out there...

    No CDer should ever leave home without...

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    NOTE TO MODS: I just "knew" this could not be posted in The Lounge? Apologies if I "knew" wrong.
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    ...Your bra and forms. I still can't believe I did that...
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    Your CD player otherwise you'd have nothing to play them on....Ellie
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    Without first consulting THE Crossdresser's Handbook.

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    without your crossdressing license and registration

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    a sale going on!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess29 View Post
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    Some cders leave home? Awesome.
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    This is serious stuff....
    I fail to see the comedy here.
    That cellphone app for detecting teenage girls is a must have.

    I did have a laff tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erica Marie View Post
    Some cders leave home? Awesome.
    best one yet..LOL Ellie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sue View Post
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    Sue - this is so true, and so profound!'

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    Good Posture...

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