I was down in my basement a few hours ago looking for an old, brown 'bomber-style' leather jacket I had, and I found one of my old skirts and a belt hanging with a bunch of my wife's clothes! It is a charcoal grey, pleated polyester skirt from Newport News (the branch of Spiegel that caters to the under 30 demographic) When we were dating, I kept my 'in-house CD habit' a secret from her, and I don't honestly remember if I offered it to her as a gift to avoid suspicion -- or, if it 'just wanted to follow me', jumping out of those sacks full of clothes I was forced to give away..
Well, it's been down the basement for almost sixteen months and she hasn't touched it.. Finder's Keepers!