You just might be a Cross Dresser when....

[Dalva]

Tuesday morning I was getting ready for work after spending a three day extended weekend almost entirely en femme. As I began to button up my drab men’s dress shirt I inadvertently reached for the buttons on the left side of the shirt instead of the right. I chuckled and said to myself, “Self, I guess you really are a crossdresser” Meaning of course that I have become over time so used to getting dressed that I am almost automatically taking the design of female clothes into account without a second thought.

I began to think of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You know you’re a Redneck when….”

So I am here wondering about all those things, big and small, that make us say:

“You know you’re a crossdresser when…”

Let’s have some fun and post those things that complete the sentence:

You Know You’re a Crossdresser When…”

[Charlotte1987]

If your wife gets mad at you because you look better in a little black dress ... you might be a crossdresser

lol... XoXo

Charlotte Davis

[Angie G]

You know your a crossdresser when you have more skirts then your wife.
Angie

[AmyGaleRT]

If Woman Within sends you a credit card offer out of the blue...you might be a crossdresser. (*)

If, when you look at a pretty woman, your first thought is, "OMG where did she get those shoes?"...you might be a crossdresser.

(*) This happened to me! I now have a Woman Within credit card. The only thing I wish is that it had my femme name on it.

- Amy

[Kalista Jameson]

If you forget what size shoes you wear in men's....you might be a crossdresser. =)

[Marcelle]

If you are in public and go to sweep your long hair back only to realize you don't have any . . . you just might be a cross dresser.

[Kalista Jameson]

If you get to the checkout at the hardware store and panic for a moment because you can't find your purse...you might be a crossdresser. =)

[Erica Marie]

You might be a crossdresser when you cross your legs everytime you sit down. You also may be a crossdresser if your underwear drawer is full of panties and you live alone.

[Dianne S]

If you see a woman and think "I'd kill to have a figure like that"... you might be a crossdresser.

[Jolene Robertson]

... when you no longer have socks in the sock drawer only Stockings, pantie hose, knee highs and trouser socks. Maybe just maybe you are a Cross Dresser.

... when most of the womens clothing magazines come to your house in your name not your wifes name.

[daviolin]

When it takes me hours to find my male clothes buried under mountains of girl clothes. Yea I guess I'm a crossdresser. Daviolin
P.S. Why would I want to find my male clothes? Oh yea, to keep the wife happy.

[samanthasolo]

When your wife is wearing your skirts and dresses to work!

[daviolin]

When your wife is wearing your skirts and dresses to work!

You hit the nail on the head with this one Samantha. My wife has snagged up so many of my tops. She always gets the nicest comments on what she is wearing from other ladies. She calls me the fashion queen. Daviolin

[StephanieCD21]

...if your fitted skirt requires you to "tuck".

[Sarah Beth]

You know your a crossdresser when----- You have more women's shoes than men's
You can't find your boxers or tighty whities because there are to many panties in the drawer.
You realize your second dresser drawer is now full of bras and not jeans.
You can't find those pj's your mother gave you because their buried under the nighties

(Amy, given what I just spent with them I might be getting a credit card form Woman Within too.)

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Dalva, When the girl at PAY-LESS SHOES Says this is the first time that she's ever seen you buy MEN'S shoes.


That actually happened to me, Once I was getting a couple pairs of shoes on BOGO a pair of black men's Loafers and
a pair of black 4" sling back pumps and that was what she said to me ,
I said one pair for day and another pair for night time , we both laughed I never did tell her which one was which.

[Princess Chantal]

if you go into the grocery store in guy mode, collect all the things on your shopping list and stand in line just to remember that you left your wallet in the purse which you used for the Girl's Night Out

[linda allen]

You know your a crossdresser when you have more skirts then your wife.
Angie

Apparently then, I am a crossdresser.

[kelly0]

You Know You’re a Crossdresser When….....you can look at a pair of women's slacks and know you will have to wear a thong today to avoid panty lines.....;-)

[Jocelyn Quivers]

-Your wife tells you that you need to get some newer panties and bras. She tells you "I've been wearing yours daily now and they are all worn out." "Go with the cotton multi packs only." "Do not splurge on the high end hi dollars stuff."
-You have to hide any new outfits you have from your wife, because you know she will "borrow" them, and wear them multiple times before you get a chance. Same with make up.
-Your wife almost forgets to voice her concern when you are dressed, and company is expected over. (Note when you are still somewhat closeted)
-When she automatically addresses you by your femme name when in girl mode, and make's no mention of your male name.
-When she begrudgingly admits your femme side is a better more affectionate/fun/lover than the male one, and no longer objects quite as much in the past.

[Monique53]

You automatically sweep your arm across your rear and down your legs, to straighten out your skirt and you're wearing pants. You are getting dressed for work and your wife says, "are those my panties?"

[Carla4Guage]

You know when..... You look at a new top at the mall and wonder what ear rings, etc. do I have that would look good with that?

[oliviall]

...when the local Soma calls out of nowhere to ask if there is anything you need or are looking for. I didn't even know they did that :P

[Chickhe]

I am a cross dresser when I bust a nail putting on my clothing!

[Tracii G]

When you have a drawer full of nail polish and a few other bottles here and there around the house.