Bad Crossdresser Pick Up Lines

[tiffanyjo89]

I was inspired by the thread found here:
http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/...r-Social-Group

So I decided to try my hand at crafting some bad crossdresser pick up lines (you can use your own imagination to decide whether or not being dressed would make it funnier or not).

"Hey, I would like to share jeans with you."
"Hey, I would like to share panties with you."

"Hey, shop here often? Cause I do. My favorite is those jeans you have on."

"I'd love to get you out of that dress, I've got the perfect one for you at home."

"I'd shave your legs any day of the week. Would you shave mine?"

[Dalva]

If shopping for a new nightie and seeing another CD doing the same:

"Are you wearing that to bed tonight? I'd love to 'tuck' you in"

[Beverley Sims]

"I wouldn't wear that in a fit, let me show you how."

It came from a girl with a deep voice.

I was picked up by a group of cross dressers in a store and they used this line.
I fell for it and it started a great relationship.

[Erica Marie]

"Id luv to get into your pants, what size are they"

[deebra]

Love your bra, I have one just like it, would love to have what you have to fill it.

[deebra]

If we look under each others skirts I'll bet my panties are prettier than yours.

[deebra]

Don't you think my breasts forms make my boobs look better than your natural ones??

[Kate Simmons]

"What's a nice girl like you doing is a dress like that?"

[tiffanyjo89]

"Hey, can you help me adjust my bra? I'll help you with...anything you want. "

[Darla]

How about-

"Oh my god! That's the prettiest blouse! I have one in a plum color, but obviously in a size up. I got my nails done the next day at the salon down on --fill in mutually know salon here-- to match it! Don't you love the shirring in the front? So yummy! And girl - where'd you get those shoes? They totally make your outfit! Wish I was as pretty as you - no way I could pull off that outfit."
"Want to go to Starbucks?"

Could lead to something....

Darla

[NicoleScott]

"You're welcome to borrow my waist cincher to help you look slimmer."

[Ressie]

Glad you got a chuckle Princess^

[Ally 2112]

Is that yours or mine ??

[KimberlyJean]

There is a new country song where he asks, How do you get in those jeans? and baby how do I? We all know what he means but I keep thing about wearing her jeans.

[Aly Cat]

I bet I can guess what color your panties are.......

Im guessing your panties are a white cotton striped thong from American Eagle....
They're not???
Oh wait, that's what I'M wearing! I guess i give up, so why dont you just show me?

[Allison Chaynes]

I'd love to get into your pants. No seriously, I think we're the same size.

[DebbieL]

That dress looks great on you. I'd have to lose 20 pounds to look half that good, but now I'm inspired.

[ReineD]

Hey, nice ass.... symetrical pattern on your blouse!