I decided to go to Cracker Barrel for dinner tonight. Got all dressed up, wanting to look pretty. I ordered the pork chop dinner. Had nice exchanges with the fellow waiting on me. Everyone treated me nicely.
When I got the printed bill, it said "CD PORK CHOP". I chuckled. Did he read me as a CrossDresser? (Not that I was aware of). Did I get a CrossDressed Pork Chop? (It looked ordinary to me.)
Here at home, I went online to see the menu. It was a "Country Dinner Pork Chop".
Still, I had a good laugh.