Outed at Starbucks?????

[lisa11422]

Hi all, here is a story only us gurls will appreciate:

The other day I felt a little frisky so I decided to underdress with a lacy black bra and panties under my drab wear.

Needing a coffee I decided to goto my local Starbucks and get my usual Iced Coffee, I was kinda hungry so decided to also order a cheese danish.

While I was waiting for my coffee I was horrified to see blazenly written across the top of my danish was my name and CD in bold lettering.

Was my bra showing? my panties? omg how did she know????

As casually as I could I grabbed my coffee and danish and rushed to my car trying to figure out how I was outed.

As I sat there chomping on my cheese danish it hit me....duh CD = Cheese Danish NOT Cross Dresser

[Katey888]

Lisa - very much appreciated and a cautionary tale I'm sure. Imagine if you'd asked whether your lingerie was showing: you could've been arrested!
Note to self - never order cheese Danish in lacy underwear...
Katey x

[JasmineH]

Very funny Lisa almost peed myself laughing.

[Kate Simmons]

Nice being out and about. The more the merrier I say.

[Dana M]

I guess we have to watch out for those cheese danishes. LOL. good one Lisa.

[Samantha_Smile]

That's retarded.

You bought a CHEESE danish and not a cinnamon & rasin?

[Jordan]

very cute I would have missed that one myself

[Melissa_59]

My brother is a police officer and I think he's arrested people for eating a Cheese Danish. All those simple carbs, the horror! Oh, the humanity...

[larry]

Darn funny

[Jaymees22]

Cute story and from now on we can refer to ourselves as Cheesedanishers. Similar to when JFK gave his Berlin speech and said I'm a Berliner but apparently his German pronunciation was off and everyone thought he said he was a type of donut, a Berliner.

[aly01]

Cute story. Very funny

[PatMatoole]

good thing you didnt also order a BLT with Cheese=bltch!!

[Hell on Heels]

You poor thing you, I can only imagine the look on your face when you thought you were outed by a barista.
Very funny story though, thanks for sharing.
Much Love,
Kristyn

[BillieJoEllen]

My brother is a police officer and I think he's arrested people for eating a Cheese Danish. All those simple carbs, the horror! Oh, the humanity...

I don't personally know your brother the police officer but would be willing to bet he confiscated the evidence and now he can't produce it. Just a hunch.....lol

[stephNE]

Someone, please add this to the book:
Cross dressing rule number 356 - Don't eat Cheese Danish when cross dressed.

[Adriana Moretti]

thats funny...halfway through reading the post i was like wait.....cd is cheese danish....thank god!!!!

[Julia Welch]

Now that's a funny story ... I think we all get a little paranoid at times

[carhill2mn]

Funny! This shows how parnoid many of us can be.

[LaraPeterson]

You had me until the last line--that is just way too funny. But I bet a lot of us would have the same thought in one of those daydreaming moments. One question: did you bra and panties match?

[Jamie Lynn]

Too Funny, Lisa!:slaphippo:

[Beverley Sims]

It is interesting, I have read about more people being outed at Starbucks than Burger King.

Is there something I am missing?

[RenneB]

In today's world, acronyms can go many ways....

LBGT = Lite Beer w/ Great Taste ....

CD Shelter is not a safe harbor for cross dressers...it's a civil defense shelter...

Renne......