A few months ago, when I was still living on my own, I had just recieved a package in the mail with a dress that I had ordered online. And shortly after I walked in with it, there was a knock on my front door. So I answered it, and there stood my father, whom I havent come out to yet. So he came in, we talked for a short while. Then as he was walking out, he saw my package and asked, "oh, did you order something?" I went completely silent because I didnt know what to say. Thankfully, he then said, "thats ok, you dont have to tell me." So I was like "whew!" But then, before he left to his vehicle, he looked at me and said sarcastically, "just as long as it isnt womens clothing, ha!" I was like "OMG he guessed it! He hit the nail on the head and doesnt even know it! HE ACTUALLY GUESSED IT!!"
LOL!