My battle this morning

[Violetgray]

My battle this morning:

Me: "O.k., eyeliner, good job last night, gotta go to work so.. time to come off now!"

Eyeliner: "Lol yeah... um ya know what? I think I'll stick around for a while."

Me: "Oh yeah? We'll see about that!" ::scrub:: ::scrub:: ::scrub::

Eyeliner: "Hehehe That tickles!"

Me: " Makeup remover will kick your ass, make no mistake!"

Makeup remover: "Actually I'm still at Rite Aid. You forgot to buy me."

Eyeliner: "BOO-YAH! Yeahhh that's right biatch!" ::flexes:: " I ain't no punk-ass Wet n' Wild eyeliner! I'm a $15 pencil from Bare Minerals!"

Me: "Crap. I need backup. Shower! Facial cleanser! You guys got my back?"

Shower and facial cleanser: "LET'S DO IT!"

::Battle ensues::

Eyeliner: "You managed to spread more of me down your face. Good job!"

Me: "DAMMIT!"

Eyeliner: "Aaand will you look at that? Clock says you have to be at work in forty minutes. Looks like time's up! Guess who's wearing me to work today! Goodbye Violet, hello Dorian the emo librarian!"

[Caden Lane]

Funniest post of the day!

[Alexis.j]

Lol, very funny.
I have never had that problem before, because I publically wear eyeliner daily.
But I can imagine it causing some stress before work. Hehe
I mainly wear long or extra lasting makup, especially mascara, and I have noticed it kinda dyes the hairs for quite a few days.

If you need it off quickly, use baby oil, or try olive oil

[Finally Happy]

Nothing better then scrubbing your face and eyes raw. It lets you know that you've done it right!

[Kate Simmons]

Eyeliner and makeup in general can sometimes kick our a$$. The battle continues.

[MissJoanne]

Some months ago, the day after I'd been out, a fellow came into my office and while we were talking, noticed a black mark near my eye. Laughing, he asked if it was mascara. My response was "Do I ask YOU what you do on your day off?". His response: "No, you don't". All in good fun.

[AllieSF]

Violet, you always need to have some extra baby wipes and makeup remover wipes around, plus some good old extra virgin olive oil too. The good thing about using he olive oil is that you will be thinking all morning about a nice lite tasty salad for lunch. That is also good for the figure. Please let us know if Miss Bare Minerals ever gets eradicated.

[Claire Cook]

Oh Violet, I just love this! And yes, it strikes close to home -- why don't I just wear the stuff to my office?

[JocelynJames]

Reminds me of the day I had off and dressed in the afternoon , then had to pick up my son for the weekend. I thought I got it all off, but he questioned several times if I was wearing eyeliner which I vehemently denied. That stuff , you love it and you hate it

[Katey888]

Violet, that's hilarious, you should be published (and I don't just mean here...)

AND you should post more often...

Katey x

[Cheryl T]

Bet the Baby Oil would kick that liner's butt....don't forget the cotton balls for good measure.

[julia marie]

Definitely worth an LOL

[JenniferR771]

You are so right, VI! Happed to me many times--I try to get eyeliner and mascara off before the Ms gets home.

[teri g]

Hilarious!

[Marcia Blue]

Violet,you need to get the kitchen ingredients involved. Olive oil takes off every kind of makeup known to man......................... I mean woman

[S. Lisa Smith]

Plus olive oil tastes good!

[JennyMarie]

Hehe, funny... and informative. I haven't been experimenting into makeup yet, though it's something I've always wanted to do at some point.

[Glenda58]

Wife has come home and said she sees dirt on my eye to go wash it off. The liner is always the hardest to come off I use to use her eye makeup remover but she got rid of it now I have a large bottle of mine own. But there's always that time it doesn't want to go away.

[paulaprimo]

great story violet, not to mention very funny also!! can't wait for the movie version to come out...

[KayleeTaylor]

Haha! This is great, thanks for the laugh

[Jamie Lynn]

You gotta show that stuff who the real boss is, Violet!

[Beverley Sims]

And at the end of the day?
Wot happened?

[Lorileah]

I did the olive oil thing... got hungry, added croutons, Parmesan, red wine vinegar and anchovies. My date loved it, but wanted a main course with it