Funniest CD'ing Moment In Your Life?

[Vanessa Rose]

What is the funniest CD moment in your life?


For me, it was when I went into Dunkin Donuts to buy coffee and three press on nails fell to the counter. Not a great moment for a nervous lad.


Or it could be the time when I was outside pumping gas dressed up from a days drive as my former female self, and a wind gust came up and blew my wig off... whilst the man on the other pump watched the entire thing and shook his head.


or....


What is your story?


Vanny

[dana digs sweaters]

The wig blowing off can't be topped Vanessa.
I showed an older sis that her swing dress could be used as a maternity dress by me on Halloween.
Not all that funny to her when she came home from work seeing me like this but my other sisters & I had a good laugh at it

[Vanessa Rose]

How old were you Dana... Childhood memories of the feeling I had from the moment I tried on that tutu at 5.... it was all over. I was pretty!


Thanks for posting...


Vanny

[dana digs sweaters]

15
My sis showed the dress when she bought it & I remarked that it did look like a maternity dress.
What was a swing dress anyways to me at that age?

[kaitlin]

My funniest moment was... Well I don't pass very good, so I only dress around friends and family, never to go out. Our home sits on several acres with a creek running along two sides of the land, I was fully dressed, wig, makeup, nails done, a bright green t shirt type top, a green and white knee length skirt and the cutest little 4 inch heels, that the straps wrapped around several times and tied in a bow. I had been sitting on the deck with my Wife and her sister and the kids.... I got bored and decided to take a walk down across the drive and look at the creek. There is a few trees right along the edge of the water but not many, just as I crossed the drive, about 100 yards from the house, I hear something, down the drive came the FedEx van!!! Not having enough time to get the heels off to run, my only other option was to hide behind a tree at the creek... it worked, didn't get seen by the driver, but now I'm knee deep in the thick mud along the creeks edge! After about ten minutes of work, I was free and on my way back home.. everyone got the biggest laugh at me for being so muddy and an even bigger one when I told them why!

[Allisa]

Wow made me think for a moment. I guess the first time my 2 pugs saw me in all my splendor, those two heads tilting side to side was just too much I almost fell off my heels I was laughing so much.


Lisa

[DeeDeeB]

Walking down the street in full fem attire in Provincetown and my coworker who hadn't met Dee before running across the street to give my wife and me a big hug. I didn't expect her to be in town that week of vacation. Turned out she and her husband became totally cool with Dee and I get to dress at work from time to time. In reference to the Fed Ex driver Kaitlin mentions, our UPS driver has only met Dee on Halloween.


DeeDee

[Vanessa Rose]

Dana,

15 wow. What an age for confusion, thrills and well, memories.

Vanny

Kaitlin,

Hillarious. I love it. My boys did the same thing jumping down afoot or two in what seemed like a wet river bed, and when they landed, they ended up thought deep in mud.

I can't imagine in pumps and trying to be somewhat composed. LOL.

IF ONE HAS NEVER BEEN STUCK IN MUD, then some of the humor would be lost

By the way what did you get from Fed Ex? It better have been a wedding gown to compensate for that. Ha. Great story.

Thanks for posting

Vanny

Thanks for posting your situation. Little critters are funny enough but that could be cute if dogs didn't irritate me to no end (they are messier than me). Growl.

Thanks for posting.

Vanny

Dee Dee,

I would have dropped a green monkey if my co-workers ran up to me and did that.

Please explain how the heck they didn't freak out with you dressed. Amazing.

It is stories like this, and I thank you for pointing it out to me that give me faith, that my life is not all strange.

Thanks for posting.

Vanny

[Beverley Sims]

When I was fifteen my wig was pulled off in a cat fight.
Everyone cheered, I blushed and the girl who did it ran away screaming.
She thought she had scalped me.
No one wanted to tell her otherwise.

[Kate Simmons]

The moment I pulled off cross cross dressing. I never laughed so hard that I could convince someone I was a man while I was pretending to be a woman.

[Karmen]

The funniest moment was probably when I fell on my ass when I slipped on ice on the pavement while wearing high heels. An older gentelman walking behind me came to my rescue and look on his face was priceless, when he saw I'm a strange looking lady with manly voice. Luckily I didn't injure myself, except my ass hurt a little for next few days and my pride was hurt a little too.

[Stephanie Julianna]

I got dressed in a very classy beige chiffon party dress for a Connecticut Outreach Holiday party. As the members were slow to get to this high end restaurant I found myself sitting on a couch waiting when a woman came up to me and sat down. She asked me if I was here for the Holiday Party and I said yes. She took my hand and said she was thrilled because she thought she would be the only woman there with her husband dressed. She asked me which one was my husband. It took me a moment to recover from the unintended compliment. With the sweetest smile I could muster I told her that I was there alone. It took her a few moments before she realized the implication that answer made. She looked really close at me as I extended my right hand to her and said, "Hi, I'm Stephanie. And your name is?" Her look was priceless. We laughed with each other all evening and what was amazing is that she stayed close to me most of the evening anyway.

[Roli F]

Walking towards the Village in Manchester from piccadilly station with my daughter,
seeing two younger males walking along the other pavement swearing and laughing loudly
the one behind the other lad see's us and kicked his mate up the ass, he looks up sees us.
he shouts out "sorry Ladies" the fact that I had Passed in a brightly lit street was slightly funny
it was thinking that they thought we were GG LOL

[Chickhe]

Once I went to a public party dressed and was not really mentally prepared to use the woman's washroom and as I going to the male one, I was literally grabbed by the arm by some girl I did not know, who said 'Oh, my god...you almost walked in to the men's washroom by mistake!! and all I could say was Oh, no, thanks as I was ushered in with her.

[Caden Lane]

I guess I need to have some outtings while dressed so i can have a funny story...I've got nothing.

[5150 Girl]

I was Daisy Duke for Halloween one year, up dancing on a chair teasing a friend when this guy walks up to me and says "Oh, you gotta get down from there honey, that's not safe" Next thing I know, he scoops me up, holds me tight against his chest, dances around the room with me, then sets me down on the corner of the bar.
Yea, I know the old saying, "without pics, it didn't happen... so......

[stephannietv]

well,it was Halloween and to my wife's disapproval I dressed fem anyway,bra,panties,wig,halloween black pantyhose,skirt,my friend's wife's high heels,have my own now and a bunch of us went out to a bar,we were sitting at a table having drinks and this guy came over and asked me to dance and I told him to ask my wife's permission and he said omg,your'e a guy,the rest of the women at the table thought it was funny but not my wife,lol,i was pretty flattered, him asking me and not any of the women at the table and oh,my wife looked at me and said don't you dare get up,guess the guy just looked at my shaved legs in heels,lol

[ArleneRaquel]

About 8 years ago my date arrived and on my way to his car I slipped on fell on the grass. I was wearing a new outfit with new red hells. I blame the heels. Needless to say I didn't it was funny at the time. I dated the gentlemen for over a year and we do exchange Chistmass cards & do talk on the phone once in awhile.

[BillieJoEllen]

Another wig story here although at the time I didn't think it was funny. I was walking down a fairly quiet street and as I approached a young couple I had to move to the side. I'm quite tall by the way. In so doing I had to walk under a maple tree that desperately needed pruning. I thought I ducked enough but no I didn't. That wig eating tree grabbed my wig and yanked it off of my head. I let out a few things I can't repeat here in my male voice. All of a sudden the street was loaded with people that had seen me and they all laughed at me. I was actually doing quite well up until that point. But here I am over twenty years later.

[lilmissjenny]

a few years ago me (i was in girl mode) and my gf were at the beach and i was wearing my bikini at the time and this old couple (particulary the husband) just kept starring at me the whole time we were there. his wife finally got to the point were she was tired of him looking at me and said something to him it looked like so he didnt look at me as much. i guess he thought that i looked better in a bikini than his wife did...lol.

[5150 Girl]

Oh yea, the wig thing.... Yea, I lost my hair once.... I was devastated.
It was Halloween, and I was a Dallas Cowgirl. I got up and did a cheer in front of the whole place, and at the end went for the eye-high kick, my heel slipped on the freshly waxed floor, and I came crashing down so hard my hair fell off!

[ChristinaK]

Stupendous anecdotes. I guess sometimes we really can pass. My only funny incident was at a fast food drive through where three teenage workers stared at me and giggled while I stared back and giggled at them giggling at me! Gave them a great war story for that day. I smiled all the way home.

[ChristineNYC]

A couple of months ago, my friend/roomate and I were hanging out at our local dive bar (in Hell's Kitchen, NYC), where we know the staff and most of the regulars. For a couple of weeks, this new guy was hanging around a lot. He was actually sorta' cute, and he'd bought us drinks in the past, but he always seemed to be quite intoxicated (strange right? in a NYC dive-bar?). Anyway, this particular night, Mr. Intoxicated was hanging all over me, not touching me in any uncomfortable way mind you, just being, well, very friendly. He was quite buzzed, lol, hanging all over me and telling me how attracted to me he was, and was asking if he could take me out some night. My friend is looking at me with a smirk, lol, and it got the point where I had to address something with him. I leaned tword him, and quietly said "you know I'm a guy... right?". He stood there for a minute with a blank stare, blinking. After a moment, he seemed to regain consciousness and drunkingly blurted out " I DON'T ****ING CARE!!".. My friend and the whole bar busted out laughing! He and I just blushed! Fun times, and they won't be the last!

[kendra_gurl]

Posted this in November in a similar thread so here it is again

I've been to a few clubs, malls, theaters, restaurants, lots of casinos, and used the ladies room in all of them with minor thoughts about me being there.
By far the scariest time was Halloween a year ago while dressed in a fashion similar to Elvira in fishnets. I need to use the restroom but knowing it was Halloween and as much attention my costume was receiving I was pretty sure everyone knew I was really a male. So I just Man'd up and went to the men's room and stood at the urinals beside all the other guys.
It really turned out funny as the first guy who saw me said I think your in the wrong room. In my male voice I told him I thought the women in the ladies room would have told me the same thing.

[sherri]

I was in the city on business and at the end of the day decided on the spur of the moment to do a little clubbing. I had my gurl bag in the trunk, now let's see, where to change ... Since I was already in the neighborhood, I decided to just use one of the club parking lots. It was still early so there wouldn't be many people there yet. I pulled into the side lot, parked next to the building and started in on the transformation. Many of you probably know the drill of dressing in a car -- retrieving all the stuff from the trunk, the whole makeup process, the awkwardness of changing clothes, in and out of the car several times adjusting things, then straightening up when it's all done. So finally I'm presentable, grab my purse and keys, check my reflection in the window one last time and finally into the club ...


... only to learn from the owner/bartender that there's a security camera pointed right at my car and he and several patrons had been watching me on closed circuit tv the whole time. All eyes in the bar were on me as I absorbed this little nugget of information, blushing profusely, then everyone cracked up when the only thing I could think of to say was, "Well, if I had known I had a live audience I would have put on a better show!" The first round was on the house.