I've taken a few cruises on a small friendly ship and after playing Mr. Drab the tourist all day I would love to accompany my wife fully made over to the formal nights. Pre dinner drinks, meal in the restaurant, take in the show and end the evening with a dance or two. I'm still looking for a cruise line that only allows ball gowns on formal nights, can you imagine your wife saying sorry but you have to wear a dress but don't worry I'll help you!
I can only dream, trouble is I don't even have dreams like that anymore.