Hi all,
So Isha had an interesting experience yesterday. I had the afternoon off and decided to run some errands "en femme". I got dressed in jeans, sweater, boots and coat and went out. Typical afternoon, no issues, no torches or angry mobs just a gal going about her business. My wife had sent me a text and asked if Isha would mind picking up her prescription and some "lady specific hygiene products" from the drug store. No issue there as I was dressed "en femme" and have done so "en boy" before. Now I know you think you know where this is heading but . . . WRONG . . . this is not the story. It takes place in the parking lot.
I got to the strip mall where the drug store was and parking lot was packed. I managed to get a parking spot which I call a "drive right through". You know the kind where there are two parking spots in a row. I like to drive right through so I don't have to back out . . . but I digress Anyway I went in to the store and as I was walking across the parking lot I noticed a large double axel behemoth truck driving slowly behind me. Wasn't sure if the guy at the wheel was checking me out just driving slow but I got to the store, got the items and prescription and left - no issues BTW.
So I get back out to the parking lot and the truck is still doing the slow circuit around the parking lot looking for a spot - I guess. I get back into my car and decide to check my phone in case my wife texted me with anything else we need. Now "truck guy" had seen me enter my car as he drove slowly past while I was getting in and low and behold he parks in the spot directly behind me while I am checking my texts. He has his lights and is sitting there idling. Then it dawns on me . . . he wants my drive right through. So I get ready to leave and my wife calls. I answer the call and begin to chat but tell her I have to get moving as I am blocking a parking spot in a crowed lot. Just as those words leave my lips "truck guy" begins flicking his lights on and off and laying on the horn. What a jerk. So I decide to keep having my conversation . . . heck he has a parking spot so what is the issue. All the while he is flicking his lights on an off until he finally shuts them off and exits the truck.
Now, I am not a big guy but this this guy made me look big and I am surprised he doesn't need a step ladder to get in an out of his truck . . . okay that is just me being a mean girl . . . sorry So, I am getting ready to leave when I see him approach my side of the car and he knocks on the window . . . Hmm I think to myself this should be interesting. I roll down the window and ask (in my femme voice) "is there a problem". He then goes on a tirade (kind of like watching a spider monkey high on Mountain Dew . . . oops mean girl again ) and says "Listen you stupid f*&%ing b&*ch stop checking your make-up or talking to your boyfriend when someone is looking for a parking spot"
I'm sorry, did he just call me what I thought he did? Now normally Isha is not one to provoke a confrontation if she has been read and gets a rude comment. But this was not about being read, "truck guy" was in his mind yelling at a woman and being very rude if I might add. If I were in guy mode I would have ripped someone like that a new one if I heard them doing that to anyone. However, I was going to take a deep breath and just move on until the next thing came out of "truck guys" mouth "Well b*&ch got anything else to say or are you saving your mouth for your boyfriend's (fill in the blank yourself)."
Okay, now the time for flying low under the radar is over this guy is just a jerk on all levels. So (using my best guy voice) I say "Be careful who you are calling a b&%ch sunshine because this b*&ch might get out of her car and kick your a##." I then add in my femme voice "And sweetie, the truck, seriously it is glaringly obvious you are overcompensating for something". He stood there for a few seconds then responded with "fag" . . . So still in my femme voice I said "Good comeback sweetie, I am sure you would win a debate against any preschooler hands down" then back to boy voice "now back the f$%# away from my car or I will get out". He did, I rolled up my window and drove away.
Now before anyone jumps on me for not taking the high ground and giving CDers a bad reputation. This guy was being a jerk . . . would he have done that to another guy . . . highly unlikely. It was only because he did not see me as threat (he thought I was a woman) that he did that. I hate people like that.
So that is my story. On one hand it was quite odd but on the other it did provide some weird validation of my presentation en femme.
Hugs
Isha