I Was Ma'amed!
Got brave. Styled my below ear length hair and was surprised at how feminine it turned out! Carefully did full makeup. Wore an orange collared sweater with stripes over my "D" breasts, white, low cut cardigan over the top, necklace and even painted nails.
Went to a drive through at lunch time. Two lanes with a curve, surrounded by men in their vehicles. Got a few looks in mirrors, sideways glances, none seeming to notice, but were rather checking out the lady in the tight sweater.
Used most female voice I could muster to order. When I pulled up to the window, heart pounding, the girl at the window looked me in the eye and said, "that will be $5.40 ma'am," and smiled at me. My heart leaped! I couldn't hold back my smile.
Then I gave her my debit card with my very male name. She didn't seem to notice, handed it back, smiled and told me to have a nice day.
Next window, girl handed me my bag, looked at me and said, "Thank you, ma'am." Again, I was quite beyond description.
Parked and ate my food, smiling all the while. A truck pulled up opposite me containing 3 young men. One of them went in to rent a DVD while the others waited. They both checked me out as they conversed together. Neither one seemed to notice at all who they were looking at!
I have read several posts from girls that have had successful outings with confirmation that they passed and how gratifying that is. Now I know. There is nothing like it.
But, I was sitting in my SUV. I'm certain that if I walked around people would see my large stature, my huge neck sloped forward, my massive man hands and goofy feet. Even so, the event made my month! Just had to share.
