To borrow from Jeff Foxworthy:
If the very thought of tighty-whities make you cringe.
If you enter a mall via a department store and instinctively walk down the women's clothing side instead of the men's.
If, while looking through the Victoria's Secret catalog, and you think " I want that", you're referring to the lingerie and not the model.
If....
Jaye
Satchel was right, something is gaining on me...And God bless the creator of e-cigs!
Your wife is sorting laundry and asks if that skirt is yours or hers?
This thread could go on forever.
You notice a coworkers shoes and ask her where she got them.
.....you only enter the mall through the door next to Sears bra department.
.....everytime the mail comes your wife says, "So, what's in this package?"
I've waited so long for this time. Makeup is so frustrating. Shaking hands and I look so old. This was a mistake.
My new maid's outfit is cute. Sure fits tight.
And then I step into the bedroom and in the mirror, I see a beautiful woman looking back at me.
Smile, Honey! You look fabulous!
when a sexy, hot, gorgeous woman walks by and you check out her clothes...
before entering a public restroom you have to pause for a moment...
you hear someone behind you call out "miss", and you instintively turn around...
paula
I second those thoughts.... You know you're a CDr if....
When approaching the rest room you have to look down to check to see what you're wearing and which one to go in...
A pretty GG walks by and you're not checking out her figure, you're checking out her outfit.....
You find yourself flipping between the football game and the HSN channel....
and the list goes on.....
Renne.....
When all the women's clothing catalogs that come in the mail are addressed to you.
When you catch a glimpse of your reflection, and it looks odd because you're not wearing breast forms.
You own more pairs of pantyhose than your wife.
You have trouble unbuttoning your male dress shirt because the buttons are on the wrong side.
You sit down in a restaurant and look for something to drape over your lap, and then suddenly realize that it's OK because you're wearing pants.
You start to panic because you've lost your purse, and then realize it's OK because you're in male mode.
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This is a fun thread.
...when you pause in contemplation before selecting one of the male or female radio buttons when taking a survey (why don't they ever have a 'both' or 'somewhere in-between" selection?)
...when you have a hard time shopping for male shoes because nothing looks good
...when you go to Payless Shoe Store and the SA knows you by your first name
You are more excited by a nicely dressed woman versus a naked one.
You view attractive women with envy, rather than lust.
You get REALLY pissed off when you break a nail... but you always keep a nail file handy in case of accidental snags or breakages.
You grow tired of all the mascara commercials that claim 'longer!, thicker, DARKER!!' Knowing, for the most part, they're really all the same and they're just trying to sell more product.
You like to use a variety of womens products; shower gel, shampoo, deodorant, etc.
You own more womens clothing then mens.
You give yourself props when you notice a women wearing an article of clothing that you own.
You find yourself sitting down to pee, more often than standing up.
...you watch "Say yes to the Dress" with your wife and you don't complain about it, but criticize the dress instead!
You need a new pair of pants for work and you buy a skirt
if you have the same style bra
in a few different colours...
GEORGEOUS.jpg
You gaze at this gorgeous specimen & simultaneously think, is that a corset or built into the dress, could I ever look that good?. those booties are worth killing ... something for ... wonder what brand of tights those are, Boy I'd love to ***k her, wondering what combination of forms/shapewear will make me believable in that, wonder where she had her make-up done & what product was used, oh my god that hair!, & look at the nails & lips ....
You have a room in your house devoted to ur girl
the only limit that u set, is the one u set yourself.
You look forward to getting spammed by Macys and VS
lol!
You're reading this thread but only as a guest lurker....(3 as I type - more later, for sure...)
Go on... register now... get into some heels pronto!
Katey x
"Put some lipstick on - Perfume your neck and slip your high heels on
Rinse and curl your hair - Loosen your hips, and get a dress to wear" Stefani Germanotta
If you look at a pretty girl with a nice rack and round butt and feel jealous instead of 'interested'.
"Damn, I wish I could wear that!"
- MM
- Madame Moose - on my way to Anne
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"I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam." -- Popeye the Sailor
"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? And when I am for myself, what am 'I'? And if not now, when?" - Hillel the Elder
............you have more makeup than your wife.
............your wife asks to borrow a pair of thigh highs.
............you teach your wife how to use Kiss nails.
Marcia (LOVES) Blue
when you read a sign "ladies night special thursday",
then ask the bartender, what the specials are??
- You watch reruns of "Say Yes To The Dress" and find yourself not only saying "WTF???" repeatedly under your breath when seeing some of the fashion crimes that Stacy and Clinton are trying to correct, but also second-guessing them at times on their recommendations...
- You get really p*ssed off when Father's Day comes around each year, and the department stores start showcasing men's fashions in their weekly flyers while devoting only a small section to women's wear.
- You absolutely hate it when a cosmetics manufacturer discontinues your favorite concealer or shade of lipstick or nail polish.
- You regularly visit and contribute to the facebook pages of retailers of women's clothing and provide your own commentaries, along with the GG's.
- You break out in a wide grin when you get numerous "Likes" from GG's to responses and advice that you have posted regarding bra-fitting questions and the care and washing of same...
- You need to rent an outside storage unit where you keep the overflow of women's clothes that has started to exceed the capacity of your closets at home.
If you.. freeze the DVR on the news lady's faces to get a good look at their eyeshadow and blush. Plus, revel in the trend (even on the local news) away from the "casual" attire you see on the street.. weather girl in a dress baby!
*where'd she get that??*
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CD? I'm never cross when dressed
More like HF.. Happy Femulator. Julie's Flickr page
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You hope your older sister never finds out what her her things were used for when she was out of the house.
Jaye
You sometimes want to look like the opposite sex.
T-shirt says: "Hi, I Crossdress!"
Your SO nicks your favorite necklace AND perfume
i love to dress up as much as i can
the make oh yes the liner is soo good.and a slinky small dress
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