Just a jokey thread to lighten the mood (or on second thought, maybe not??), these are exaggerated for comic effect, but not without some basis in reality (at least for me).
I won't be surprised if no one wants to chime in with more, and I can't say I'll blame them!!
You realized your "passing" fantasy was just a passing fantasy when...
..you bought the supersized press on nails marketed to CDs and the biggest one only covers half your thumbnail.
..you can't find a fitted dress that fits, and you realize you are a size 14-16 above the waist and an 8-10 below.
..your voice goes up a full octave in "girl" mode, and you still sound like Barry White.
..you realize after getting up the courage to shave everywhere, even your butt gets a 5 O'clock shadow.
..you still can't dance.