My wife went to a new doctor on Friday, and the doctor asked her, "When was the last time you were really happy?" My wife was slow in answering, and the doctor said "Thanks, but I already know what I need to know."
When my wife got home, she asked me the same question. I was also slow in answering and my wife repeated her doctor's response to me.
However, I really did have an answer; but it was something I couldn't say to my wife.
"When was the last time I was really happy?" My answer is, "The last time I was out crossdressed."
How do you say that to an unaccepting wife?