Funniest story (and most flattering) from the weekends ball.
I was in the toilets (the ladies this time!!) dressed in the black figure hugging number, all boobs and bum... There was a GG and an unfortunate middle aged man (all beer belly, strapless gown, badly shaved chest, beard cover struggling and failing) both washing at the sinks. The poor cross dresser leaves and we both watch him out. Now I give a little shake of my head only out of sympathy and a little pity, when the lady next to me says in a hushed voice. "Can you believe they're letting THEM use our bathroom!"
Well I couldn't resist, in a deep voice I said, "Yeah, it's bloody disgusting", looked her straight in the eye, gave the old tuck a quick adjust, smiled and walked out the door...
Didn't see her again at all...