OK so my wife and I are considering separating, we're both coming to terms with it !
This morning she called me to give a hand to remove some loose covers for washing, the suite is fairly old but in good condition. I looked at her smiling and said ," You're going to give me all this old rubbish when I move out !" She began to nod and grin !, I continued, " and I suppose you're going to dump all your old clothes on me too !" She burst out laughing and I joined her , she then replied , " That's a good idea, I hadn't thought of that , in that case how soon are you thinking of going I could do with a new wardrobe !"