A few days ago, I am sorting through all the files, folders, and envelopes that are in my inbox, when I come across a pair of stockings still in the package. My first thought was a panic. Who knows that I've been secretly underdressing at work for years and even crossdressing when no one is here? I rack my brain. Has anyone been giving me that knowing look? I look closely for any new security cameras that could have revealed my secret. None.
All week, I have thought about it. I actually didn't underdress from Tuesday to Thursday. Then yesterday evening we had a community function, where everyone dresses up and I found my answer. I had not been discovered. One of the executives from another department was talking at the bar. She was complaining about having to wear pantyhose. Yes, the word pantyhose caught my attention. Her stockings had disappeared from her office during the week and she had been forced to buy a pair of pantyhose last minute from the drug store. I figured out that she must have got them stuck in the distribution envelopes that she sent me.
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