So last night I was going to take my daughter to something she needed to do. She comes out of her room and starts to sniff. She says "What's that smell?" I'm like "What smell?" She asked if I sprayed Fabreze and I said no. Then she asked if I was wearing perfume. I said "Why would you think I'm wearing perfume?" She crosses her arms and looks at me from head to toe.......granted I was wearing 3 inch wedges a miniskirt and a low cut t-shirt but still . So she turns around and notices a garbage bag full of cardboard and she's like "Oh it must be this then". And I said that I never even wore cologne and she said she thought I did.
But that look. It was the "Seriously? You're really asking that question?" look.
Ah well
P.S. our garbage bags are Fabreze scented.