So, I'm on a fabulous Carla staycation for ten days. Full reign. I don't have to worry about the sound of my heels on the tile. And I'm doing full makeup every day. Well, isn't that just a pain in the ass! I really appreciate what cis women go through on a daily basis. Eye lashes? I'm surprised I didn't glue them to the ceiling. And eyeliner! Forget it. After two hours of femming it up what did I get? Corpse! Well, maybe presentable from 20 feet away. I have a professional makeover scheduled for wednesday. I know, just keep practicing. I get it.