......you intercept a package in the mail that's a new wig you've been waiting for.
......you step back and look in the mirror and smile.
......wifey says, "I'll be visiting ____ for about two weeks next month.
......you find a perfectly awesome _____ in your size at the thrift store for $5.00.
Your turn.
I've waited so long for this time. Makeup is so frustrating. Shaking hands and I look so old. This was a mistake.
My new maid's outfit is cute. Sure fits tight.
And then I step into the bedroom and in the mirror, I see a beautiful woman looking back at me.
Smile, Honey! You look fabulous!
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