I would seriously have to consider it, depends on whether it came with a 'blue pill' to turn me into Jason Statham though.
I'd love to star in an action movie as a super bad '----' tough guy beating the living 'poopy-poop' out of haters busting on TG/CD girls 😠
'Yah officer, we really just wanted to TALK to her and then some sasquatch came out of the dark and twisted us up like pretzels!'
Sorry boys, that was the 'hater hater pretzel maker' all I can do is get a doctor to untangle you before I lock you up 😑