The other day at work two women were talking about how their husbands do not understand why they need so many shoes. They looked at me and said you probably don't either.

I wanted to answer so badly that I do, and tell them about my shoe collection.

One day our secretary was having trouble with her pantyhose staying in place. I was walking by her office when she was discretely trying to readjust them. She blurted out that they keep wanting to slide down. I just said tell me about it. She just laughed. As I walked away I just remembered the Halloween I went out with the wife and had the exact same issue.

Why I enjoy knowing these experiences it is hard not to be able to express my true understanding to them.

What conversations have you been involved in and what did you say, or not say?