So I sit here, writing, stopping, drifting... a few stray filaments of hair from my wig (just got a guy haircut today, mnwfta...) floating in the rising air from the laptop heat... eyes slightly unfocused. Past 5 am, up for 21 hours and no signs of stopping. (Taught a good class last night- always gets me energized)...
Many people wonder or ask: "to what end" is all this crossdressing, etc.
A very zen answer:
"There IS no end. It is simply being. As perfect or as imperfect as we are. As closeted or open as we are."
"Yeah, um great Lao tzu, but what about those of us who are still getting our ass kicked?"
"Hmm. in getting to the end, one may have to battle, but still, the most important thing is:"
<cut back to previous scene>
a few stray filaments of hair from my wig floating in the rising air from the laptop heat...
<then forward to a bar with a Cuban background look...>
The MOST INTERESTING CROSSDRESSER IN THE WORLD:
1: I don't always crossdress, but when I do: Chanel wears me.
2: When (s)he snags his stockings, the do not run, they triathalon.
3: When (s)he is the pilot, it is not called the 'cockpit'.
4: H(er)is mascara never runs. It "ambulates".
5: (S)he runs faster in platform heels than in combat boots.
6: (S)he has a tattoo that says: "Mom ... really? that dress?"
7: (S)he earned a combat medal for Eyeliner.
8: (S)he had a Nobel prized awarded for the invention of Spandex.
9: (S)he does not text while driving, she exfoliates.
10: Her bridal gown intimidates gypsies/travelers.
11: She has 43 words for "satin".
12: She describes nail polish color in terms of chroma, saturation , and hue.
What else does the MOST INTERESTING CROSSDRESSER IN THE WORLD DO?