We had some time to kill and were passing by the local Burlington Coat Factory (a retail clothing store known for closeouts and low prices for those who don't know) so we decided to stop in and see what's new. I picked out a couple skirts that looked nice and my wife saw some black stretch pants that she liked (she wears these much of the time, shorts in summer, long in winter and they look good on her).
After waiting in the checkout line we lucked out and got "Chatty Cathy" to checkout with. "Chatty" picked up the pants and said "Ohh, these feel nice." and held them up to me and said "Feel these."
Smart ass that I normally am, I immediately said "I plan on feeling them later." At that point my wife said "I'll probably let him wear them."