My wife and I had to run an errand so on the way home we stopped in a department store. We got two blouses on clearance. Waiting in line to check out, my wife was browsing some merchandise when it was time for us to check out. I walked up and put the blouses on the counter. Sales lady: Did you find everything you were looking for?. Before I could answer she corrected herself: "Did she find everything she was looking for?"

My wife said "Yes." The sales lady said (to me): "Maybe she will loan them to you." My wife said "Yes, he can borrow them whenever he wants to".