My wife calls me and asks if I wanted anything from Whole Foods Market I said " No". Thinking she is just started shopping there she won't be home for a hour or more and that I can get dressed for the first time in 3 months.So I go down stairs and start getting dressed. I put on my bra and panties then my hose and dress and heels find a wig put it on get it right. Then some earrings then lipstick and mascara. I go over to the computer and sit down and was about to come to the forum when I hear someone upstairs walking around calling for my dog.
When my wife called me she was leaving the market and was home in less than 30 minutes. I take off my heels knowing that they would make noise running across the hard floor. Stripping cloths off as I went. I left on the hose and panties slipped on my jeans and sweat shirt. Put the dress and bra under the sofa put on my socks to hide the hose. Grabbed the wig and heels and put them in my tool box. Took the rest of my stash the I had out put it under my work bench and put a drop cloth over it just as my wife came down stairs. Just as she walked into my work room I grabbed a rag to wipe off the lipstick.
Was lucky the computer went into the sleep mold because I forgot to log off.
My closest call was when just wearing some lipstick and mascara when the garage door opens a few hours early. I won't fully dress unless I have hours to spare, ideally when my SO visits family out of town, or if I am out of town on my own.
I couldn't smell the smoke, and now I'll watch the flames 
Originally Posted by Shayna
Lessons learned. Nice part about being here I can learn lessons the easy way not the hard way 
This is me! (song by camp rock)
