:background music: Leave it to Beaver.
The wife....hmmm, get up earlier, make breakfast and coffee. Clean kitchen and then rest of house, go shopping for food, come home cook dinner, clean floors, get kid from school, keep kids busy after school, make supper, wait til "husband" gets home, have drink ready, have dinner, listen to how bad the "Johnson Account is and how he was on hold for 30 whole minutes and missed the lunch meeting, watch TV-Big Valley, Bonanza, The Fugative, put kids to bed, snuggle to husband who has no intentions of snuggling back, go get ready for bed, get in bed, start reading book, NOW husband wants to snuggle (and more) , put down book, 30 seconds later he's done, rolls over starts snoring, you're awake now, grab book again, finally fall asleep at midnight after setting alarm for 6...
Rinse repeat.
yeah that's the life