Yesterday morning, my wife and I decided to go to Denny's (a restaurant) for breakfast. We got seated and the waitress came to our table from beside me (she couldn't see my face clearly) and said "Good morning ladies!". My wife said "Ladies?" The waitress looked at me and began to apologize, blaming it on her lack of her morning coffee and seeing my earrings (just little gold balls). My wife said "I told you you needed a haircut."
I wasn't dressed as a woman, I hadn't even shaven because the battery in my electric razor was dead. I was wearing a men's flowery shirt though.
After she took our order and left, I said "I should have been wearing my new maxi dress". My wife said "Maybe you should have been wearing your boobs and butt."
From then on she referred to us as "guys".
