I just retired and most co workers chipped in and bought me a gift card.
If they only knew that some of their donation purchased a dress and nails.
We did all our errands yesterday and my wife handed me the nails when we got home and told me that since I did not have to go anywhere for the next week to put them on. I have been married long enough to know to follow the wife's instructions. Just for good measure after I glued the nails on I applied nail polish to both the toe and finger nails.
Today she advised me to go ahead and shave my body. I usually shave from October till mid January.
She also joked about making me the housewife as she is still working part time.
Retirement may not be so bad.
I can only imagine the comments at work if they only knew.