I was out on the bike for the usual daily constitutional while the Colorado weather holds warm. At intersecting paths I rode up on a young lady on her bike, dressed in excellent sheer biking shorts; a thong outlined in dazzling glory on a female posterior that could best be described as healthy and well shaped.
As I rode behind her I couldn't get my mind off one thing. No, it wasn't lustful thoughts, though the pretty girl certainly merited looks from men; and I am a straight man, (though CD). All I could think about was "Lord, I wish my butt looked that good." Not, "I'd like to make love to that.", or "I'd love to touch her." No, I envied her gorgeous natural GG shape wondering how to create the illusion of such a booty.
This isn't the first such experience. I told the SO this when we had The Talk (you know the one). If I was in a group of 5 guys and a beautiful woman passed by, 4 of the group would be making comments about carnal knowledge. I'd be the one thinking to myself, "God, I'd look great in that dress." Seriously. All along she thought I was acting the part of another male neanderthal leering at girls.
Do you catch yourself Girl Watching, but watching from the perspective of "I wonder where she got that dress.", or "Lord, I'd give anything to look that great."