Many times in my life things have happened that could only happen to a Tperson. this one was quite funny.
A few years back, my wife was overseas, I decided to take a Becky day, the kids were at school giving me hours of time alone at home safely. There I was dolled up cleaning the house as any good housewife would be doing (for you feminists that was a joke).
The phone rings and its work with a question "are you lazing around enjoying your time off?" says the caller. No says I "I am actually busy cleaning the house and doing the washing." He says "Well Mrs Blue (not my real name) do you have time to help me with something? "Err ok" says this girl looking down at her boobs, skirt, and pink flats.... if only he knew what he had said.