I've been here several years and if there's one topic I've not seen expanded on before, it's wardrobe malfunctions....you know, the broken high heel, wig gone flying, zipper stuck while using a restroom...you know, THOSE things -and I know the lot of us MUST have SOME stories to share.
This year, I've had not one but two....yes, two! The first was getting out of my car in PDX for a night out with a few friends. Wearing a well-worn Rago 1294 OBG and non-stretch Berkshire stockings, as I lean/twist out of the car....I feel a rear garter pops loose. Get out and very subtly reach back to refasten the stocking to the garter and lo and behold....the garter and the little strap sewn to the girdle has come off -at the girdle! I survived the night by rearranging the other two garters (side garter pointing further to the back, front garter more towards my inner thigh) and the fact that I was wearing a longish dress which covered my obviously drooping stocking top.
Second was a bra I bought for a dress that is sheer above the bust line, thus requiring a strapless bra. I ordered a longline strapless which seemed to fit perfectly and I soon found -after an hour of wearing the ensemble- that my forms would slip down INTO the bra...the cups would 'bow' a bit when I sat down or otherwise placed my arms forward (as in a dinner table) and the forms would gradually slip down into the bra itself instead of staying in the cups, requiring regular (and as sly as possible) reaches into the cups from the top of the dress to pull the forms back up into their proper place. One night and never again that bra!
Okay, your turns!
Hugs
Helen