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Thread: If there were X-box achievements for presenting as female

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    Aspiring Member Violetgray's Avatar
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    If there were X-box achievements for presenting as female

    For those who don't know,

    Many computer and console games have things called "achievements." These are things like beating a certain level, dying in the game under specific circumstances, in other words "earning your stripes" in playing the game, or getting the full experience of everything the game has to offer. Essentially a game specific version of being told "you know you're a true _____ when you've had _____ happen." Usually it has a clever or snarky title like

    "Cooking the books" :
    Defeat all enemies in the library level using only the flamethrower.

    I thought to myself, "what if we had these for our journey in expressing our feminine selves?" These are what I came up with:

    1.)These boots were made for walking:
    Wear out soles of first pair of women's shoes

    2.)Well-heeled:
    Wear out soles on fifth pair of women's shoes

    3.)Secret handshake:
    Meet another gender-variant person, read each other, silently acknowledge

    4.)A swing and a miss!:
    Have an antagonistic stranger insult your vagina (must not have vagina for this achievement)

    5.)To the rescue!:
    Have something useful on hand (makeup, article of clothing) for female friend's emergency

    6.)Lips stick:
    Spend all day pulling your hair out of your lip gloss

    7.)Postcard from Richard:
    Receive first d--k pic

    8.)Achilles' fate:
    Break a heel while in public

    9.)Run for your money:
    Have a pair of tights or hose rip the first time you put them on.

    10.)Drama queen:
    Do any sort of stage performance as a woman

    11.)Full Metal Jackass:
    Have someone punctuate their statement to you with a loud 'SIR!'

    12.)Thundercats, HOOO!!:
    Recieve first cat-call

    13.)Um... thanks?:
    Get called first femme-gendered insult (c-nt, b-tch, *****, etc.)

    14.)Make a lasting impression:
    Endure first painful bra shoulder-strap indentation

    15.)Slow learner:
    Choose very uncomfortable shoes, regret decision, wear shoes again later

    16.)Between you and me:
    Be in either form, hear someone talking about the "other" you

    17.)Fall of Icarus:
    Put on eyeliner, f--k the wings up.

    18.)5 o'clock shadow:
    Go about whole day wearing remnants of last night's eye makeup

    19.)Material Girl:
    Wear an article of clothing you made

    20.)M.A.C. Daddy:
    Shop for makeup while presenting as male

    21.)A rash decision:
    Hastily shave legs, spend next couple days in agony

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    Achievement Unlocked: Lightning Goddess

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    This is so hilarious. I've already unlocked #'s 7 - (I sent back a picture of mine. Never got a reply,) 12 and 13 - (got the whistle, approached, and when I blew him off, got called a Lesbian c*nt. I turned towards him and said "Thank you!",) 17 - Like every time I try the cat eyes, and 20 - and at the MAC store too!

    Oh, and #19 too, if a gaff counts?

    -Geena

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    I love it ! lol I play every game to finish and then go back to clean up the achievements right now I currently sit at 230,000 + I'll admit though I have quite a few of these that would have popped though.... 1, 5, 6, 7, 9, 14, 15, 17, 20, & 21. makes me wonder how many of these are rare achievements lol Nice list violet
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    Gee, it has only been not quite 2 years and I have 5, 6, 9, 14, 15, 20. Wow, what a great idea! Hugs Lana Mae
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    Great thread! there must be more So far just 9,10,14,17 & 18 for me

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    I tried to brainstorm but this was my best one.

    22. Nailed It!

    Get your nails done in a salon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violetgray View Post
    For those who don't know,

    Many computer and console games have things called "achievements."
    /me sees the word used by the machine and network from the Dark Lords of Redmond. You mean.... "Trophies". ;-) Also...NERD!

    1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 11, 13, 14, 15, 17, 20, 21 and 22.

    Veronica
    If you believe in it, makeup has a magic all it's own -- Sooner or Later (TV movie)
    We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?- Marianne Williamson
    Have I also not said that "This Thing of Ours" makes some of us a bit "Barefoot in the Head"? Well, it does.

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