I used to do my own laundry all the time until I got stuck with a 1 hour commute each way. My wife does my laundry now.
When I got home tonight, my clean laundry (socks and PJs) was on my bed, along with a pair of women's GV Amanda jeans in size 12. Now size 12 happens to be my usual size in women's jeans, and she usually wears a size 14. So, I was wondering if she got a size too small in jeans and she was gifting these to me, or if she's come down a size in jeans and just "misfiled" them.
She's never seen me dressed, not even in a photo, and doesn't know what sizes I wear, unless she's been snooping.
Of course, she did work in women's retail clothing for 15 years or so a long time ago, and could still probably size me by sight
Hmmm. How do I ask about the jeans without violating DADT?