Yesterday my wife and I planned to go to a talk on aging.
She was in the bathroom putting on her makeup when I got up and I rolled over to check the time on the alarm clock. Oh, no. I need to get up in a hurry to put my makeup on. Then I realized that this was not a femme day, certainly not with my wife. I rolled over for a few more minutes. All I had to do was a quick shower, brush my teeth and put on my jeans.
When we got to the talk, there was a woman wearing the exact same top as I have, except in red. I almost told her that! Twice!
I guess you can tell where my brain was yesterday.