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    Confused beach ranger ...., you can't be ....

    Love my beach miles to walk without seeing
    Any one ..., I went for a long walk yesterday
    Black bikini bottoms way skimpy than
    I usely would wear .... top was no more
    Than a push up bra would cover and a
    Mesh beach cover up....,

    I was walking no one around at all
    So I did it..., took the cover up off
    Then off with the top..., skimpy bikini
    Bottom .,. That's all long blonde and silver
    Hair blowing in the warm air ......,

    I felt wicked relaxed ... warm air sun
    Loveing it big time .... now I am in the water
    Abought knee deep ...,

    What could go on to stop this. ????
    I hears atv coming fast my top and cover up
    Up on the beach to keep from getting wet
    I start to get out ou the water....
    when the park ranger pulls up .....,

    Mam .... she said there is no nudeity
    On the beach .... you can't be toppless
    I said ok and got my top ...,she said
    I am going to give you a warning ..,
    She got her ticket book out ...,

    Name ? I said paul... she said Paula?
    No paul I said she stoppped looked
    At me and give me the look like wtf ....
    She said sorry I thought ..... never mind
    I said do I need to put my top on ??

    She said what ever .... and rode off...
    Last edited by Wendy me; 06-22-2017 at 07:35 AM.

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    Now that is funny you really sent her for a loop

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    Sorry Folks but I'm not amused by this one.

    Wendy, you obviously intended to present as female by wearing the bikini. Then, when confronted with breaking the rules want to assert your male gender to get away with it?

    You can't have it both ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda E. Woodworth View Post
    You can't have it both ways.
    Actually, in this case, he can. The laws are written such that a ticket would be dismissed.
    I am not a woman; I don't want to be a woman; I don't want to be mistaken for a woman.
    I am not a man; I don't want to be a man; I don't want to be mistaken for a man.
    I am a transgender person. And I'm still figuring out what that means.

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    Oh I loved that one.

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    Good one Wendy. Linda, whether her intent was to present as a woman, monkey, or eagle is not the issue. She was asked by a Park Ranger, legally empowered to enforce park rules, and Wendy complied with the Ranger's request. Also, she told the truth when asked. Would you have her lie to the Ranger and obviously break the laws? I really do not understand your point of view. Please clarify with more details please.

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    Best story I have heard in a while actually made me laugh out loud

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    Wendy,

    Wow, that would have been awesome. I wish I had a beach close by where I could walk along the beach in my bikini or lay out...

    Funny thing is she didn't show up till after you took your top off... So was she spying on you or did someone else call them? I don't believe in random.

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    Doesn't matter you are still a,male if they ask don't lie. What you gonna argue that you are a girl. She was just jealous you we hotter than she was.

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    Yes the national sea shore park rangers
    Big time ... don't lie to them ... their beach ..

    Wore my bikini today kept my top on
    Lol was a good Wendy ...

    Just so we don't run out of beach fun
    I bought a new bikini ... sales girl cough too
    On ... she knew and said I am sure your girl
    Freind will love this ... I told she has to buy her own this one is mine...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda E. Woodworth View Post
    Sorry Folks but I'm not amused by this one.

    Wendy, you obviously intended to present as female by wearing the bikini. Then, when confronted with breaking the rules want to assert your male gender to get away with it?

    You can't have it both ways.
    Nothing wrong with subverting the patriarchy's own insane rules (obsession with sex assigned at birth) to get away with subverting the patriarchy's own insane rules (that it is somehow ok for men to be topless, but not women).

    I say VIVA! La luta continua!
    Last edited by Danitgirl1; 06-23-2017 at 03:25 AM.

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    Pretty funny actually., however if I was out there i wont take my top off. But wow, you did pretty well talking to the ranger.
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    Hi Wendy , And the look on the ranger's face was just PRICELESS ! ......
    Having my ears triple pierced is AWESOME, ~~......

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    And the winner of the category of best Swimsuit Performance goes to..........[ the envelope please];....Wendy Me!
    {an amazing story, darling. Love it. I am just now beginning to explore the possibilities of female swimsuits. You are a master of it now.}
    There resides within me a Woman, and she is powerful.
    She has been my Grace and Bearing on the stormiest seas.
    I could no more deny Her than I would my own soul.

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    I think it is a cute story! No bathing suit for this plus size old cow! LOL Hugs Lana Mae
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    Sorry Girls, but nothing anybody has posted has changed my position.

    I still think she was wrong for wanting to have it both ways.

    Wendy was dressing and posing as a woman. She wanted all the privileges of being female. From the post it would appear that she passes without question. Then when she doesn't want to follow the societal rules assigned to women she flaunts them. When caught breaking those rules she runs to her birth gender and claims male privilege!

    Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy in this?

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    Linda.. I was not getting away with anything
    Yes I was dressed in my bikini my long hair
    Big girly sunglasses light make up and
    Red lipstick ... for sure I was ...

    Now when the ranger asked for my name
    I told the truth Wendy is not my leagle
    Name so not being truthful could have got
    Me arested ...

    Was I wrong to be dressed in a bikini
    And then get toppless yes I was but tell the truth
    It was wicked ausme totally cool ... exciting
    A rush for sure .... standing there toppless
    Ranger right there ... omg pounding heart

    Wrong as I could be for sure ...fun as hell
    Will I do that again ???? It's going to be a long summer
    I just might .., but I will tell you I will be
    A lot more careful ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda E. Woodworth View Post
    Sorry Girls, but nothing anybody has posted has changed my position.

    I still think she was wrong for wanting to have it both ways.

    Wendy was dressing and posing as a woman. She wanted all the privileges of being female. From the post it would appear that she passes without question. Then when she doesn't want to follow the societal rules assigned to women she flaunts them. When caught breaking those rules she runs to her birth gender and claims male privilege!

    Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy in this?
    I don't see any hypocrisy in Wendy's actions.
    The hypocrisy is in the societal norm that says that the female breast is shameful but that the male's is not AND in those that support and entrench that position.
    Also anyone simultaneously seeking to subvert societal notions of gender conformity and then assert arbitrary notions of how women should behave... now THAT is hypocrisy imho.

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    Dani,
    Thank you for putting it so well. The laws, and the "societal norms" from which they were born, are what is screwed up. I can bare my chest, even if I have breasts, provided that I have a penis, but not if I don't. WTF?

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    I totally agree with Danitgirl1

    The absolutely ridiculous thing is that men are allowed to be topless but women are not. It's a out-dated double standard. Either all people (male & female) are allowed to be topless, or they're not. I can't believe that these laws exist in so many places in the United States.

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    I don't know how I feel about this. On one hand, yes it is a double standard that ought to be addressed. But on the other hand the rules are what they are and you were presenting as a woman and you should have left your top on.
    As far as the ranger goes, you're right. You gave him your legal name.
    On the other hand I've seen some guys that should be covered up on top lol

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    U r quite lucky actually, Wendy. When I was busted by police that were summoned as I filmed a topless scene in public, I had already changed back into male attire when one showed up. No wig, makeup, etc.

    However, I was still wearing my female suit under it all. So, I showed him a glimpse of a silicone breast and he looked like he'd seen a unicorn fly by! Not wanting to get involved in whatever I was or was doing, he gave me a verbal warning and drove off ASAP.
    U can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect to enjoy life to the max. When u try new things, even if they r out of your comfort zone, u may experience new excitement and growth that u never expected.

    Challenge yourself and pursue your passions! When your life clock runs out, you'll have few or NO REGRETS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda E. Woodworth View Post
    Sorry Girls, but nothing anybody has posted has changed my position.

    I still think she was wrong for wanting to have it both ways.

    Wendy was dressing and posing as a woman. She wanted all the privileges of being female. From the post it would appear that she passes without question. Then when she doesn't want to follow the societal rules assigned to women she flaunts them. When caught breaking those rules she runs to her birth gender and claims male privilege!

    Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy in this?
    No - I see it to and agree with you. Wendy was in the wrong.

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    I just see this as a waste of manpower. Regardless whether it is right or wrong, legal or not, if a woman is jogging topless and no one is around it is logically ridiculous to make a big deal about it. No need to ask for ID and personal information.

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    Americans are such prudes. In Europe, it wouldn't have warranted to be an issue. In America, you get stopped for wearing a bikini bottom, which many men do in other parts of the world, and your top is exposed. OMG. What a messed up country we live in. Yet, so much of prime time television, which many kids are exposed to nightly, is absolute garbage and espouses morals and values that are the antithesis of civilized society. Go figure. I'm sure I'm going to get reamed by saying this, but it's true.

    Yes, I'm TG and therefore a target for societal norms, but how to act and treat one another via being taught by crazy screen writers seen on T V is much different than seeing a woman with her boobs exposed or a crossdressers.com with a bikini top off. Jeez!

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