Who's bikini is it any way ?????

[Wendy me]

Ok took all of my stuff out of the beach house
Put it all in storage tubs in the garage
In preps for the family vacation wit daughter in law and
Granddaughters ....

So here we go everyone traveled together
To the house ... everyone had drinks when they got
there nice unwind a bit ... getting everyone
Settled my daughter inlaw asks me who's bikini is in the bathroom??
seams I left it new in the bag never worn
A black high wasted bikini ...,

She said it won't fit any one here but you
I am like just not saying a word ... she
Hands me the bag and says " I won't say a word "
As she walked past me she said nice tan lines

[Maria Blackwood]

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... mine?

[Jenna Stunned]

Damn tan lines give it away EVERYTIME!

[docrobbysherry]

Fortunately, when I'm wearing the fem suit in my avatar? I can lay in the sun all day. And, no tan lines!

[Jaylyn]

I think you should get a commercial endorsement money from a suntan company and do a commercial. This sounds like a perfect one for advertising tan lines.... Lol you could be a star and help promote CD'ing at the same time.

[Brenda456]

Ummm, the only response I may have come up with is, "oops."

[Roxy]

I have family coming this weekend and have to do the same thing. I just found a satin blouse hanging behind some work shirts in my shop...I think I need to do a better job and double check around every corner.

[Ceera]

Only one thing to say to that. "Thank you, my dear!"

[jack-ie]

Sounds like your DIL is on to you and cool with it. Love her sense of humor.

[alwayshave]

Well at least it seems she was OK with it. Sounds like she already knew before finding the bikini.

[Wendy me]

She knows last thanks giveing she stopped over early
And bought me in my bra and panties

she has kinda been "finding things "
for a while now....

[Krisi]

Just the bottom or the matching bottom and top?

A black woman's bikini bottom is about the same as a men's "speedo". I have both and have worn either one for swimming (in isolated areas). A friend who is originally from Germany wears speedos much of the time when around the beach. They are apparently pretty common in Europe.

Now if you left a bikini top lying around, that's a different story. You'll have a hard time explaining that one.

[Jamie390]

One day when no one was home, I decided that it would be nice to lounge around in a bathing suit. Apparently, I forgot to lock the dead bolt on the back door. I came down the steps and turned the corner into the living room only to find my mother in law standing there. She said, "OH.... I was just dropping off...... um..... that actually looks good on you". I replied, "Your daughter knows but your grand kids don't." She smiled and said that my secret was safe.

[Molly Wells]

hmmmm...that reminds me I left some stuff in my shop to put away later. Next week son and daughter in law are coming to visit. She has a woodworking project she wants me to help her with. I better be sure the way is cleared!! Thanks..
Molly

[Wendy me]

Yes bikini top and bottom ...

[Krisi]

Yes bikini top and bottom ...

Well, there's no getting around that one. You're definitely out, at least to her.