Just a cute story (to me anyway). I was dressed as Krisi yesterday and around five o'clock I went to take a shower and my wife went to the kitchen to fix dinner. After my shower, I put on a robe.
We typically eat dinner not at a table, but in our matching recliners watching TV.
So, we sit down to eat and my wife rests her plate on her (large) boobs and legs. She looks over at me, smiles and says "You should have left your boobs on so you would have a place to rest your plate."
I thought it was cute.