"You Should Have Left Your Boobs On"

[Krisi]

Just a cute story (to me anyway). I was dressed as Krisi yesterday and around five o'clock I went to take a shower and my wife went to the kitchen to fix dinner. After my shower, I put on a robe.

We typically eat dinner not at a table, but in our matching recliners watching TV.

So, we sit down to eat and my wife rests her plate on her (large) boobs and legs. She looks over at me, smiles and says "You should have left your boobs on so you would have a place to rest your plate."

I thought it was cute.

[Jamie Lynn]

That is cute and funny. Glad she has a sense of humor!

My wife was out of town for a week and she mailed me a couple of "missing you" cards. One of them is a guy reading an open newspaper. You see his head from the eyes up over the top of one page, and a short-nosed dogs head above the other page. Directly below the dogs head is a perfectly proportioned ballerina in a side view, arm back, up on one toe. My wife's inscription inside the card said "It's all about the right dress!". I also thought that was cute!

[Elizabeth G]

Hi Krisi,

Accepting and practical. Sounds like she's a keeper!

Elizabeth

[kimdl93]

Funny and practical!

[Connie.Marie]

Krisi,
Nice story, thanks for sharing,
but I'm still trying to picture how your wife "rests her plate on her (large) boobs AND her legs". Usually in a recliner you're laid out. ! ? !


So Jamie Lynn,
WERE you wearing the right dress?


Hugs, Connie

[Bobbi46]

I remember my great aunt Brutus (I never found out her proper name) she had enormous boobs and I remember when as a little boy when the whole family got together for afternoon tea she would sit back in the chair with her cup of tea resting safely on one and her plate of sandwiches on the other one! nothing ever fell off! This is as true as I sit here.

[Pat]

Funny. But think of the great situation you have -- you can put on your "dinner boobs" when you need something to balance a plate on, or switch to smaller "carpentry boobs" if you need them to stay out of your way when you're swinging a hammer. Maybe swimming boobs for extra flotation? Exercise boobs if you need something to shorten the distance to the floor when doing push-ups. The mind boggles.

[Bobbi46]

What about having air filled boobs to help with bunji jumping!

[Lana Mae]

Krisi, a very cute story! It gave me a great big smile! Hugs Lana Mae

[S. Lisa Smith]

LOL!!! Wonderful!!!!

[Piora]

I like to keep abreast of these kinds of threads......

[Ineke Vashon]

Old joke from way back - Man in flower stall addressing a woman: "Some flowers for your balcony, ma'am?"

Ineke

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Krisi, ~~~~~ Priceless ~~~~~ ......

[Ressie]

Must be why they call it a rack?

[Jenn A116]

Chuckling about this. Especially since I've actually done the exact same thing when dressed.

[alwayshave]

Krisi, cute story.

[Robyn n TN]

I wish I could find a woman who would be that understanding and supportive...

[deebra]

Most women when food falls it lands on their boobs and they call them "food catchers". Glad your wife found another way to use them.

Connie, you pull your knees up with feet in between the seat and foot rest and the plate or tray locks in between your knees and chest and is close to your mouth and you don't spill any food on your clothes. This is just another reason why CD's need a nice set of boobs.

[DeniseJohnson]

Sounds like you have a great wife !!! LOL

[Becky Blue]

Nice Story Kristi