Last week my wife needed underwear. She wears cotton, I don't. She picked up one of those cheap bags with two free bonus pair. This was going to get her by until we drive down to the Jockey store at the outlet mall.
Fast forward to this morning...
She reminds me of this purchase and lets me know that they do not fit her at all. "They are incredibly uncomfortable. You can have them," she tells me. Seriously? Don't make it sound so appealing! I think I will take a pass on her ill fitting cotton panties.