I've heard this used a couple of times. And there might even be another thread somewhere like this but, I thought it would be a fun post anyway.
"I'll have to really figure out what's making my breasts grow and stop it."
"No thanks, Hon. I would rather keep it all out in the shed."
"Sure! Once a year for an hour on my Birthday is all I need."
.....was said by no crossdresser, EVER!
I got a bunch more but, let's see what y'all got.
I've waited so long for this time. Makeup is so frustrating. Shaking hands and I look so old. This was a mistake.
My new maid's outfit is cute. Sure fits tight.
And then I step into the bedroom and in the mirror, I see a beautiful woman looking back at me.
Smile, Honey! You look fabulous!
You know, I don't really don't need to buy a new dress, I think I have enough.
You want me to.stop? Sure, no problem...
I can completely stop crossdressing any time I want!
I will never want to try on stilettos!
I don't need more than a week's worth of panties.
Etc.
I need a smaller closet...
I had one of these last night while out shopping with the SO, she asked if I needed more pantyhose
I replied: No, I have plenty of pairs left
said no CD ever lol
Flip Flops were made for Beaches & Bath Houses, We have neither in 2017. Lose the flip flops!
At a retail store or restaurant:
"Excuse me, miss. Thank u for calling me, ma'am. But, I'm actually a man."
U can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect to enjoy life to the max. When u try new things, even if they r out of your comfort zone, u may experience new excitement and growth that u never expected.
Challenge yourself and pursue your passions! When your life clock runs out, you'll have few or NO REGRETS!
"I can't wait to get home and take off this damn bra, pantyhose and heels!"
"I go with you shopping but under one condition, you are not allowed to let me buy anything in the women's department, and that include lingerie no matter how bad you may want to."
"Thank you for offering to treat both of us to mani/pedis and full makeovers, but why don't you go alone, I'm going to watch the baseball game instead Sweetie."
"I think this year for something different you should be wonder woman and I'll be superman. I'm tired of dressing up as a sexy female."
"No really I prefer boxer briefs over soft comfy panties any day."
Fun thread Carla!
Hunny! Say's here that several women's shoe stores hve finally decided to carry their complete line of amazing heels in size 14 and 15?.. hun? What oh .....who cares!
Go wig shopping? No, I have too many
No one needs more than five pairs of panties.
That necklace goes great with my beard.
All people should wear baggy, unisex coveralls.
I need to walk with a more manly swagger when I'm in a dress.
Does this codpiece go with my capri pants?
Some causes of crossdressing you've probably never even considered: My TG biography at:http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/...=1#post1490560
There's an addendum at post # 82 on that thread, too. It's about a ten minute read.
Why don't we understand our desire to dress, behave and feel like a girl? Because from childhood, boys are told that the worst possible thing we can be, is a sissy. This feeling is so ingrained into our psyche, that we will suppress any thoughts that connect us to being or wanting to be feminine, even to the point of creating separate personalities to assign those female feelings into.
"Pencil skirts are they in the office supply section?"
"Does this make new look to o feminine?"
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW-- What a Ride!"
I hate having smooth legs..,
I really don't need all this makeup
At the salon getting a mani/pedi "I'm so tired of having color on my fingers and toes, can you just do a matte clear today, please?"
"No thanks Honey, you can go to MAC for a makeover while I look through the tool section at Sears."
"I hate having pierced ears, it is so difficult to decide on which earrings to buy, I'm letting my holes close up."
"Can I trade you back for my baggy sweatpants and you can have your comfy form fitting yoga pants back?"
I think I have too many shoes...
So Carla, where do I hand in my crossdressing membercard? Cause I actually have said or physically done some of these "sayings" that a cross dresser would never say!
Why do they make all these fabrics so soft? Isn't there anything more like cardboard?
These curves look stupid, I'd much rather have a mans physique.
Pumps don't do a thing for my legs
You should really stop touching my hose clad leg.
My favorite idea of the wind in my hair is when a gust throws my wig into the Grand Canyon!
If you only knew the power of the pink fog! ~Joss
"These breast forms don't do a thing for me"
"you are a strange species and there are many out there;shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you ,you are at your best when things are at their worst" ...[ Starman]
It may of course be a bit disturbing to sense that one is really not so firmly anchored to the gender one was born into.
I'm thinking of growing my mustache back.
Crossdressing is just a fad.
I don't dress up because I want to be a woman, I dress up to make me happy.
"I love chest hair!"
"This dress is just long enough, it hides my legs!"
"I am going to quit wearing panties and go back to my rough men's briefs!"
Great thread, Carla!
Hugs Lana Mae
Life is worth living!
"Foxy lady! You look so good!!" Jimi Hendrix
"I fantasize being with a man but never while cross dressed"
"I hate shopping"
"Since I started crossdressing I've come to understand women perfectly!"
"You're the only one to see the changes you take yourself through", Stevie Wonder
Honey, I'm just going to trim the hair on my legs a little bit and I'm not going to shave anywhere else.
Excuse me, can you tell me where the nearest men's room is?
paula
But honey, my first time was yesterday.
Red shoes? Who wants icky red shoes?
I know you're leaving for two weeks, but I'll be changing back as soon as you're down the street.
Dear. Help me burn all these dresses and lingerie, please.
No, I dont want you and your three girlfriends to include me in a girls weekend at the lake house.
MOM, please don't paint my finger and toe nails red (I know how to do it myself.)
Please, never again leave me locked in the theater department costume shop over night. I was bored to death.
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Be all the woman that you can be!
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. . . and now, On With The Show!
Christian Louboutin shoes are ugly but at least they are affordable
Hugs
Samantha
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