.......was said by no crossdresser, EVER!

[Ressie]

My drawer is overflowing with men's underwear. I don't even own a pair of panties.

[redtea]

Coming out to family and friends was so easy that I did it 1 week after getting into crossdressing.

I need to go to the gym and get some manly muscles.

I can't wait to watch the superbowl

I'm really gay

My So was 100% cool with it and even became my mistress and keyholder.

(I know these are all stereotypes based on my own experience. I'm sure there are plenty of gay CDs out there, plenty of manly CDs who you would never guess in a million years CD, and 1 in a million SO's who not only accept the fetish/lifestyle but indulge in it and get turned on by it.)

[Nancie64]

My SO will say, "why do you need to order more stay up's from Hanes, you have like 6 packs in the drawer", but honey I have a 15% off with free shipping, how often do I get a deal like that?

[Kelly DeWinter]

I can't believe no one mentioned this:

"Those shoes will never fit"

[Samantha2015]

"My wig is so cool and comfortable to wear. It's too bad I hate the way it looks but comfort comes before looks"

[NylonMan]

I hate wearing pantyhose, they are too hot and restricting.

[ellbee]

I realize this is a fun thread & all...


But isn't this, on some level, basically stereotyping all CD'ers?


And we all know how much we enjoy non-CD'ers doing this to us, right?



Anyway, most of these things don't apply to me, personally. So, I guess just call me Debbie Downer Jr.

[jhasmine]

I have to say, i have said some of these but mostly because i am short cash.

I love those shoes, *check budget*, well I wont be seeing those for a while.
Asked my wife if I could buy this dress I liked, she said yes, it cost $70.00, well, wont be buying that anytime soon.

I have found myself denying more and more of my fem items due to being the only breadwinner in the house. It gets harder and harder to tell myself no but I am just letting you all know that I have said some of these recently and it's painful. On the upside of things, back to school shopping is almost done for my 2 kids so another month or so I will have some extra ME CASH.

[Kayliedaskope]

Sell the kids ....?

[Ressie]

I realize this is a fun thread & all...

Yes it was fun. It just takes the ability to laugh at one's self. And it was a good way to release the tension that some of us get from crossdressing.

[jhasmine]

Sell the kids ....?

How much can I give you for you to take them. ROFL. ...Never...

[Sharon budd]

does my bottom look big in this...

[Sarah Doepner]

I just really enjoy shaving every day for the sake of shaving.

I just love it when my beard gets to the stubble stage, I could live like that for ever.

Wearing women's clothing just aggravates me, I need to wear a tee shirt and jeans to really get comfortable and find contentment.

I wish I had a more prominent Adams Apple (chin, brow, bigger hands), they look distinguished.

It's a good thing I broke that fingernail.

I'm just glad I struggled with my crossdressing and kept it hidden while I was young, skinny and had a full head of hair.

Oh great! I love it when your parents come for a long visit, I hope your sister and her family decide to spend a month with us as well.

Life is too short to crossdress, I have to do my taxes.

[Rhonda Darling]

Yes, I know that one of my bright red fake nails is missing. What are the odds that my wife will find it?

I don't need to worry about the nail polish and makeup remover wipes in the trash, my wife would never look in there.

I'll just turn the music up loud. No one will be coming home early.

My car engine ALWAYS starts.

My rugby playing roomates will love seeing the real true me.

I'll blend right in at 3:00 AM in Walmart. (. . . . . well, about that . . . . . . )

What's wron with 5" platform heels for Saturday grocery shopping?

My little sister can keep a secret.

[Helen_Highwater]

"I think I'll throw those hip and bum pads away." "They do nothing to improve my shape or how well clothes fit"

"I'm not going to go to that support group meeting as we'll have nothing in common to talk about"

"A free full makeover, wig styling and photo shoot.... Nah I'll give it a miss"

[rian]

I think i Would say " I hate Crossdressing ....No way i will wear panties and bras.....ever...

[Danielle_cder]

My boobs will look terrible in this tight top

Lol

[Cherylgyno]

Carla. Your comments concerning breasts really hit home in my case. I have gynecomastia due to meds. A Dr mentioned that he could get rid of them. I blurted out (NO!). My breasts are currently a D cup. My breasts hit a plateau at D cup for the last couple of years. I recently decided to help my breasts grow again.
No way would I ever say Please take my feminine clothes, I'll never wear them.

[CarlaWestin]

-You're going to visit your Mom for two weeks? Can I go, too?
-I think I'll elevate my manhood with a bigger truck.

[rian]

i will never crossdress....ever

[BLUE ORCHID]

I really don't like wearing my Hi-Heels......

[Robin777]

I hate shopping for clothes. I can't believe anyone would wear shapewear. I love it when my legs are hairy.

[Judy-Somthing]

I can get rid of my stash and it won't bother me!

[Meghan4now]

Those knee high 4" stiletto boots are Fugly!,

What, you want me to go with you to dress barn AGAIN? Aw man, I'm going to be bored out of my skull. I'll just sit over here way from those cocktail dresses while you try stuff on. And don't even ASK me to hold your purse!

[CarlaWestin]

"What's that? They're building a Bali, Maidenform, Playtex, Goddess, Elila, Rago, Wacoal, Exquisite Form, Hanes, Frederick's of Hollywood, Victoria's Secret, Chantelle, Vanity Faire, Olga, Aviana, Cacique, Revlon, MAC, Avon three story outlet overstock clearance center discount super mall?

Damn! I was really hoping it was going to be another Walmart."