Earlier today one of our own got dressed and engaged herself in a bit of light self-bondage. And lost track of the key, leaving herself in a rather sticky wicket of a predicament. Wife was due home shortly and our member was urgently seeking ideas on what to do.
At the moment that is an unfinished story.
This thread is seeking your best thoughts on what you could do to put yourself in a situation where you would spectacularly out yourself -- where once the wheels were in motion, you WOULD be outed. I'm hoping that the scenarios that are submitted will get us thinking about the real risks versus rewards of being outted -- even if inadvertently at our own hand. I'm being a little vague here because I want your creative efforts to be plausible and doable, but not contemplative of any physical harm if you were to manage to stop the whels in motion leading to you outting. Keep your ideas creative and focus on the inexorable conclusion resulting from whatever foolishness you can invent for yourself.
GO!